Ellie is joined by Anne, AJ, Emily, Elliott and Meg to cast their eye over our twelve brand pairs competing for the sanitised, socially-distant 2020 glitterball. Our predictions are historically entertainingly wrong, but we’re making them anyway.

Also in this show:

- Hug Curtains, how and why?

- Has Men Behaving Badly aged well? No.

- Please yeet responsibly

- Who’s sharing a box of white toner?

- A big NO to men with two first names

- What does Dave Arch’s Orchestral Filter look like?

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