Always on the cutting edge of metal - we dig into Slipknot's Iowa record. The duties of being Seattle's grindcore scene report are never worn lightly.

The second pod, coming only 4 months after the first. We know how to do cliff hangers. Anyway we're back after a long absence and we promise to never leave you again.

Loudwire (or possibly the readers of Loudwire) had the audacity to rank some bands in an order. This simply will not stand. We talked for way too long about this so we split it across pods. It's a multipodder.

We see what happens if we each give ourselves just two hours to write and record a song. Songs are included. Strap in.

We finally get around to the big burning rock issues - was the cover mounted CD on the magazine Metal CD (issue 2) any good? We also talk about video games because our remit expands beyond our expertise

Bursting straight out of the gate with a load of scattershot nonsense, we attempt to account for how we wasted our time during the on-going stay at home order by watching TV. We also cover all the events that took place in the years between the last podcast and this one.

It's a trailer you guys! 5150 is coming back.

Dodgy sound recording. This was recorded so long ago that we actually had nice weather. We talk about floods and boats, we don't let our lack of knowledge stand in the way of our opinions. Then boy bands and chip tunes. God, do we ever shut up? The we get into music Festaroos! Terrible festivals we've either been to or spent time imagining and then disapproving.

Kamen is back - this time : Robin Hood. Then we cover the top ten metal cliches (based on an article in Invisible Oranges).

We take on all the topics we've missed over the last few weeks from the alt-right to Dukes of Hazzard (same thing. boom. shots fired Dukes of Hazzard). Then we get all up on some food for our new segment Foodie One Foodie.