We defend Kim Kardashian against some dumb critizism she received months ago. Don't call us heroes. Then - we take what you hold dear and smash it against the rocks. It's like we don't even give a fuck.

Accio Podcast! Stephen trys to sell Paul on the joys of H-Pot. Also - we cover Baby Driver, The Mutoid Man show at Neumos and as ever GBBO.

Game of Throooones! Paul attempts to convice Stephen that the olden-tyme HBO hit is awesome and should be watched all the time. Also - spam mail gets the fuck mocked out of it and we talk about Top Gun rather than the Bake Off.

Rolling Stone put togther whay they think is the top 100 metal albums. Let's see if their views overlap exactly with ours. Then we talk batter.

We pull out another soundtrack record from 1993 and make jokes about it. We also speak of the horror that is Gene Simmons and discuss Bread week on the Great British Bake Off. "Seattle's Grindcore Scene Report"

We put the first seven Metallica and Megadeth albums head to head. Then talk about it. For ages. Really staying on point this time. Then we get into the Bake Off (we warned you)

We talk about life's disapointments and set up our high expectations for the next series of the Bake Off. Foreshadowing?

We deliver a counter-blast to "Metal is the Fucking Worst", then get into whether Black Metal is the funniest genre of music. Is it? Is it?

We have a couple of drinks, fail to decide what can be called a "fruit" and get into one of 1993's most blown opportunities The Last Action Hero soundtrack. Also videogames.

We say goodbye to Chris Cornell then get into the murky and sometimes rewarding world of sequels. Also jokes. So many jokes.