Two aging Simpsons fans talk about The Simpsons for a while, they describe the jokes in your favorite episodes and quote the punchlines with about 70% accuracy. Then the old men start yelling at clouds as the show slides from "amazing" to "terrible".

Shriek the lips across ragged tongue and join us as we go track by track on 1998's most hotly anticipated solo record Hillbilly Deluxe by Robert Zombie. We also praise Portland Oregon and dis Portland Maine.

We go deep into the Trainspotting experience (the heroin one, not the trainspotting one). We also drink some Megadeth beers because that's a thing you can do now.

We scratch the surface of Dungeon Synth, then go deep into Get Out. We talk a little about race, but it's not crazy awkward.

We get to the bottom of absolutely nothing in this heavily edited episode. We also decide who is the pretiest Beatle and attack Wes Anderson. It's all going off on Seattle's top grindcore podcast.

We reveal our love for The Great British Bake Off then get into the Metallica and Guns n' Roses Stadium tour of 1992. Doesn't sound like there will be loads of opportunities to make jokes about Megadeth does there? There aren't. We find them anyway.

After barely talking about Megadeth at all, we get into the most pressing issue of 1994, the soundtrack to The Crow. Was it as good as Paul remembers? Was it as bad as the film?

After a lot of tangents we eventually talk about thrash and dissect Dawn Patrol by Megadeth.

We get into Bill Paxton (RIP) then it gets all serious as we discuss some of the awful things Phil has said. We also mock Vinnie Paul and his beard.

We dig into the Grammys then go deep into isolated track rabbit holes on youtube. Then we argue about AC/DC