Luke Bryan comes through like a rockstar and chats about American Idol, his place in country music history, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, how little streaming pays, and even critiques John's singing. Afterwards, we hear about John's trip to Chicago to chain himself to a statue, if it's ok to text exclamation points, and being raised in a gym. Voicemails include: port-a-potty or alcohol, moving back in with parents, Bog Saget at my funeral, and whose text history would you want to see 

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What would the dinosaurs think of the humans that inherited their world? How fun is it to play with dry ice? Beanie Babies and spoiled children. The time John tried to be a Big Brother. Voicemails include: closed captions, Titanic and loud porn, TV blowjob, AITA: bartender obligations

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The fire fighters from Michael Davidson's battalion came by to present KFC with a plaque in appreciation for the money raised for his family. They are big fans of Jameson and beer and got everybody drunk. We brainstorm drunk segments for the future of this podcast and plan St. Patrick's Day. Best of include: The fire fighters in studio (20:21) to honor their fallen, Bryce Harper signs (41:50) with the Phillies and Smitty pops in to gloat, Jared returns to the show and needs a makeover (48:10), Deadspin are the self-proclaimed "cool kids" of the internet and are BIG mad that "Barstool ruined everything", Marty Mush(1:23:24) talks us through a happy ending, Johnny Manziel (1:46:10) gets kicked out of the CFL wile we are on air, Ellie defends her 15 chickens vs an elephant take, Daniela and Snapchat Steve make an appearance (2:02:18) , and Kayce explains how she cucked her guy friends, and Jared and Kevin plan to let the dogs out.

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Two legends on the show today, Dennis Rodman (30:25) and Kevin Nealon (1:25:10). Nealon talks about being part of the Happy Madison crew and doing stand-up for 40 years. Rodman talks about watching a girl suck a horse's dick and fucking other guy's wives. Voicemails (59:20) include: the dating report card, fight a gorilla or popsicle fingers, my mom thinks ur gay, and hard dicks are canceled. Also, John has a girlfriend.

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Ken Jeong back again, the latest celebrity not impressed with Barstool HQ. He said it looks like our studio walls are lined wit eczema. His new special is out You Complete Me, Ho. So go check that out. Alsoo, Robert Kraft gets a BJ at a massage parlor, John cancels texting like a true moron, and stans Kanye and Ray Romano. Voicemails include: am I too good at sex, are guys stupid or just horny, and can I show my gay friend my BF's dick?

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The week opened with Poop Girl (fka Gun Girl) and closed with Robert Kraft getting arrested for soliciting prostitution. Kayce gives us an update on "Louise" who called in to ask about her roster. Marty Mush fills in with Kayce and the conversation goes off the rails.

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Dane Cook (1:05:18) is kicking off a new tour and talks with KFC and Feits about his decade of dominance, hashing things out with Louis CK, his Captain America audition, dating a 20 year-old, selling out the Garden with one MySpace post, and grudges in comedy. Voicemails include: block sports or Netflix, fake coughing, dropping 3 dollars, our favorite couple, the KFCR dating app. Also how Frankie Borrelli is like Jordyn Woods and everyone famous before 1992 is canceled.

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Will Gun Girl now forever be known as Poop Girl? Will Young Pageviews ever launuch Barstool Outdoors? Did Blippi poop on another human being? The answer to all these and more. Voicemails include: percentage of people masturbating, two shows on a hard drive, washing your balls, and High School Reunion Marathon.

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Kayce prohibited Jared from having any contact with her sister. Bowls of wine, getting out of speeding tickets, and chewing charcoal. Kyle Van Noy (19:21) stops by to rub his 2nd Super Bowl KFC's face. Alex Bregman (47:15) tells Jared that no one thinks he has any clue what it's like in the MLB. White Sox Dave threw 72 mph  and El Pres (1::16:10) declared him Weird Haircut Dave. We patched calls from White Sox Dave and Pres together and let them go at it. Big Cat suggests an auction style pitch competition. What's a sexual experience with Tommy Smokes (1:34:59)? And Kayce's stalker (1:47:15) sends her a weird note and then calls in to offer to take her on a date.

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Jose Canseco is looking for 5 lucky contestants to go Bigfoot/Alien hunting and we can think of 3 great candidates (one is Dustin Pedroia). KFC is gonna do HGH. Rone should make a rap to the Pornhub beat. VOicemails: MILF is my mom, WYR face ages or body ages, is it ook to say you want to bang your GF's roommates? And how many miles of sex have you had? Jesse McCartney (56:49) stops by to talk about his classics, collaborating with T-Pain, and making music in the influencer era.

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