Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 1 ("When She Was Bad”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 12 (“Whatever The Case May Be”). Bodies are dug up, inner moppets are spanked, and Pat has food-on-face issues. Alternate Title for this Episode: Huffy Buffy & Old Trouser Underwear.

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat and special guest Kathleen Shannon of Braid Creative discuss the season one finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Prophecy Girl"). We also talk about how to handle rejection, violence in schools, and who each of us is in the Buffyverse. Alternate Title for this Episode: Final Days Fetish.

Sami & Pat discuss the 11th episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Out of Mind, Out of Sight”) and Lost (“All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues”). We invent new deodorants and unpack high school locker room nudity. Alternate Title for this Episode: Xander’s Passive Perviness & Jack’s Mad Scramble.

Sami & Pat discuss the tenth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Nightmares”) and Lost (“Raised by Another”). We debate the best Mac n Cheese and share our own recurring nightmares and childhood traumas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Spidersplosion!

Sami & Pat discuss the ninth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("The Puppet Show”) and Lost (“Solitary”). Sami has a tattoo and Pat shares a fond Christmas memory. Alternate Title for this Episode: Demon Claws and Duraflame Logs.

Sami & Pat discuss the eighth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("I Robot, You Jane”) and Lost (“Confidence Man”). Paddywack tries to solve riddles and loses his mind trying to think of Jeff Goldblum's name. Alternate Title for this Episode: Digital Darkness & Pat's Claustrophilia.

Sami & Pat discuss the seventh episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Angel”) and Lost (“The Moth”). Pat does a great Angel impression and holds on to his shorts as Sami bests him with a Star Wars reference. Alternate name for this episode: Poetry, Portraits, and Parmesan Cheese.

Sami & Pat discuss the sixth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("The Pack”) and Lost (“House of the Rising Sun”). Sami falls for clickbait, and Pat pays way too much for a stay-at-home movie. Alternate name for this episode: I can't wait for Hyena Day!

Sami & Pat discuss the fifth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Never Kill A Boy on The First Date”) and Lost (“White Rabbit”). Pat makes fun of how Sami pronounces things and they invent a new, eco-friendly tool for funeral homes. Alternate name for this episode: Joss Whedon Loves Pork & Beans.

Sami & Pat discuss the fourth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Teacher's Pet") and Lost ("Walkabout"), and also sing a little bit. Alternate name for this episode: Welcome to Dinersaur, Home of the Dino-Nugget.