Weeee're baaack! In this special bonus episode, Sami & Pat finally watch and discuss the 1992 Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie. Sami is a funky chicken and Pat declares most movies would be #BetterWithWalken. Alternate Title for this Episode: Ratatouille Flashback.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 9 ("The Wish”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 15 (“Maternity Leave"). We talk about appropriate post-breakup behavior and Sami does an eerily good Anyanka impression. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Titanic Episode

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 8 ("Lovers Walk”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 14 (“One of Them"). We also try out being slam poets (again) and food critics. Alternate Title for this Episode: Chicken Soup for the Vamp Soul

Sami Jo and Patty Bo discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 7 ("Revelations”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 13 (“The Long Con"). We debate the coolness factor of wearing band t-shirts to concerts and Pat has a wild theory about who Faith should date. Alternate Title for this Episode: A Bolt of Lightning!

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 6 ("Band Candy”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 12 (“Fire + Water"). We compare SAT scores and Pat gets hot for Ripper and long circular dolly shots. Alternate Title for this Episode: Hodgepodge Montage

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 5 ("Homecoming”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 11 (“The Hunting Party"). Pat does an excellent dial-up impression and gets Sami fired up in an Oz vs Xander debate. Alternate Title for this Episode: Illicit Smoochies

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 4 ("Beauty and the Beasts”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 10 (“The 23rd Psalm"). Pat has a beast hiding inside him. Also: Ranch > Bleu Cheese. Alternate Title for this Episode: We’re Doing Crime!

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 3 ("Faith, Hope & Trick”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 9 (“What Kate Did"). We get emotional talking about The Lion King and Sami sings poorly-remembered Sweeney Todd songs. Alternate Title for this Episode: Ode to Disco Dave

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 2 ("Dead Man's Party”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 8 (“Collision"). Pat doesn't want to be pumped full of anything and Sami revisits stepmom drama. Alternate Title for this Episode: Easy Cheesecake

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 1 ("Anne”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 7 (“The Other 48 Days"). We develop new product lines, bond over our love for breakfast and bad whistling abilities, and do not take kindly to unsolicited religious leaflets. Alternate Title for this Episode: Glom on to the Crazy