Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss the sensitive topic of gun violence and school shootings. Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 18 ("Earshot”) and Lost 3, 2 (“The Glass Ballerina"). Sami confuses Disney birds and Pat gets creative with kibble. Alternate Title for this Episode: It’s Tater Time!

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 17 ("Enemies”) and Lost Season 3, Episode 1 (“A Tale of Two Cities"). We talk about our Batman alter egos and Sami's never been invited to a book club. Alternate Title for this Episode: Mage Radio Hour

In this special Lost-only episode, Sami and Pat review the two-part Lost Season 2 finale (Live Together, Die Alone: Parts 1 & 2). Pat has a bizarre 7th grade survival skills experience. We have several phenomenal ideas for improving life on the island. Alternate Title for this Episode: #StopTheScramble

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 16 ("Doppelgangland”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 22 (“Three Minutes"). We're very Sami-Pat-ico on this Buffy episode (perhaps our favorite ever?) and in Lost, we get a genuine scramble going. Alternate Title for this Episode: Bad Will Hunting

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 15 ("Consequences”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 21 (“?"). Pat won’t stick to the script and we debate what color Sami’s hair will be when she’s 46. Alternate Title for this Episode: Sandwiches, Sandwiches

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 14 ("Bad Girls”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 20 (“Two For The Road"). Sami reflects on her saddest Thanksgiving ever (but it's funny now, promise!). Pat invents good luck leaves? (Sami is worried about him.) Alternate Title for this Episode: Post-Coital Drop

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 13 ("The Zeppo”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 19 (“S.O.S."). Pat is a real street shark, and we both fed things to our VCRs. Alternate Title for this Episode: Two Marbles and a Side of Cheese in the VCR

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 12 ("Helpless”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 18 (“Dave"). Sami drops some crystal knowledge. Pat mansplains how to "Hulk up" to open jars. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Beanie Episode.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 11 ("Gingerbread”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 17 (“Lockdown"). Sami can make a costume out of anything. You can’t read Pat’s poker face. Alternate Title for this Episode: Mustache Pyramid

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 10 ("Amends”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 16 (“The Whole Truth"). Pat has no idea what chocobos are or what his name should be. Sami and SMG can’t pull off bangs. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Door