KiddChris had a stressful experience the previous day when his laptop, which contains everything for the radio show, wouldn't start due to a completely dead battery. He expressed significant relief when it finally powered on, stating that his "career saved".
Sara has a news story about a 24-year-old Chicago Police Department recruit who was found with eight baggies of crack cocaine in his cargo pants during a fake drug search at the police academy. The recruit's initial panic led to him claiming the drugs were "garbage" and then that the pants belonged to his brother. KiddChris and Sara found this situation absurd, questioning how someone could forget about such a large quantity of drugs in their pants, especially knowing a drug search was part of the training.
The host recounted a personal story of seeing Hawk from the Road Warriors and Shawn Michaels smoking crack out of a Pepsi can in high school, describing it as one of the scariest things he had ever seen. He later discussed this with Shawn Michaels on his radio show.
The conversation then turned to the death of Pope Francis. KiddChris and Sara discussed his age, recent health issues, and the announcement of his death the day after Easter. KiddChris and Sara then speculated about the contenders for the next Pope, mentioning two American candidates, Joseph Tobin and Robert Provost. KiddChris added himself to the list. They discussed the process of selecting a new Pope, comparing it to the mafia and the NFL draft, and the tradition of black and white smoke signals. KiddChris is encouraging listeners to make "Holy Foley" a trending topic.