Wow, Halloween yesterday sure was fun! We can't wait for tomorrow's Halloween after today's Halloween comes to a close. Why not brighten up your never-ending, compulsory Halloween celebrations with a little Kiki Quest? Today we have some pretty niche Genie Humor along with a T-Swift update on TaylorWatch. She's on the move again and none of you are safe.

Gathering all ghosts, ghouls, ghoblins, goombas, girls, goils, gays, theys, and scary skeletons! The time has come once again for the High Holy Days of Halloween. Join us in prayer as we praise the Great Pumpkin, confess for the sins we plan on doing in the future, and pass the piss with our neighbors. The war on Halloween is over and the good guys won. Amen. (woOOOOooooOOOOOooo)

Come one, come all! This week we’ve got a show for big tops, big bottoms, bearded ladies, and teeny tiny itty bitty women. And stay tuned for the finale, where we prove that the partnership of Guillermo del Toro and Cate Blanchett wasn’t entirely fruitless.

We are BACK, baybee! This season is loosier, goosier, juicier, and still deeply problematic. We take our turn shitting on the legacy of Queen Elizabeth II before donning the mantle of the monster we hunted and sliding into a totalitarian dictatorship. Also we briefly discuss David Arquette WITHOUT referencing Courtney Cox so, y'know, big win for him.

What's that sound you hear? Well that's just the tinging of the lunchtime bell, alerting you to mealtime. And baby? It's time to FEAST. Open up your earholes little darlings, because when this tot leaves the station, it's got a one way ticket to dreamland. Knock knock - can't get in? We're the watchers of the wall, and there's no entry for rats. Listen to this episode!

This week we bring you only the cream of the cream! While you sit alone in a dark room for six more weeks waiting for our new season, here's a clip show to satiate your voracious appetite for podcasting excellence. Pour yourself a glass of bubbly, lock the doors to your home, tape your ears shut, and tell your stupid kids to stop asking for food, because this is the good shit, baby.

Have you been waiting in line and she done already done had herses? You might be entitled to financial compensation. Join Will and Kelsey as they address fracking allegations on Rupaul's behalf, redress wrongs of drag race herstory, and digress to the point of meandering. In the final season 1 episode, bear witness to the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent required to become the #1 Drag Race Queen in the eyes of two fuckin dweebs.

Picture it: Sicily, 2022. Two beautiful young queers get together to record an episode of a podcast and end up talking more about Hippos and whatever "kiting" is than their actual topic. And the lesson we learned? Hell, I don't remember. Go bother somebody else.

What's that? NO TOPIC??? This week, Will and Kelsey swim in the easy, shallow waters of freeform chat show podcasting. Stay tuned for updates on queer period dramas, Taylor Swift's mercurial capacity for self-awareness, and whatever fucked-up shit straight people are watching right now.

This week, a funny thing happens on the way to the Frog Follies, so Will and Kelsey head merrily into the woods with George, Sweeney, and company, but not before the West Side Gypsy Assassins play a little night music. Do I hear a pacific overture????