These two sound clowns are chowin' down! Don't come hungry (or maybe do, it might help) because this week, we're talking food. What is the best soup? What is the perfect last meal? Why does Will have such a raging hatred for bloody mary's? Find out all of this and more on this week's Quest for the Ultimate Kiki!

Calling all SICK, masochistic lions and STUPID lambs. It's hunting season, and your local queer bloodsuckers have arrived for the feast. We're sinking our teeth into our horny past, famed communist Carlisle Cullen and some rock hard fanfics. Welcome to the 385th annual Coven Cruise! Let's set sail and imprint on each other.

Get in, loser, we're watching Mean Girls! Will and Kelsey aren't regular moms... they're COOL moms, and this week they're discussing the terrors of being closeted in high school, why Rachel McAdams deserves an Oscar AND a Tony, and the proper etiquette for destroying someone else's chili dog.

Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. It's accountability, metal hog appeal, and bowler hat wife strife. Gird your loins, Hot Patooties, because this week we're Time Warping Over to the Frankenstein Place! But first we have to get to our hearing at Camp Court. Order! We will have order in this court!!

This week, we take a trip down the rabbit hole and we have some notes. After reviewing some zoning laws and auditing the Queen of Hearts, we decide to sit down and FINALLY turn this book into a movie. How has nobody done that before???

Hear ye, hear ye! By order of Queen Elizabeth the first of her name, Will and Kelsey are BACK. And it's time for some Shakespeare, baby. Let us talk of kings and things like Malvolio's anti-bullying campaign as well as the NAUGHTY Lady Macbeth. Pack up your porridge. It's time to ride.

Take everything you know about Kiki Quest, put it in a blender, lightly puree for three minutes, take it to the beach, and throw it into the sea, because this week, we're doing The Ocean! Did you guys know that the five oceans are actually just ONE BIG OCEAN? ...Oh, you did? Never mind. Press play.

This week, Kelsey and Will are off to see the Wizard! What's the deal with Oz healthcare? What does Glinda really want? And what's up with Scarecrow's face... Hey, ya'll? What is up with Scarecrow's FUCKING FACE??

Join us for one short gay in the emerald city! This week, Will and Kelsey are all about defying gravity and avoiding litigation. Who's the sexiest in all of Oz? (It's Fiyero.) GOOD FORTUNE, WITCH HUNTERS!!!