Come celebrate the Hollandaise with Will and Kelsey! This week they tackle Christmas Ghost scheduling issues, the benefits of a Hanukkah time loop, and whether Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has low-beam headlights.

Join Will and Kelsey as they explore the Starship Enterprise! What's the best way to marry a Borg? Why does Wesley Crusher suck SO bad? Also, there's no way Worf's head ridges aren't a sex thing. They GOTTA be a sex thing, right?

Have you sustained interest in The Queen's Gambit? We sure hope so, 'cause Will and Kelsey are coming at you with a hot, steaming pile of enthusiasm for the long and storied game of chess. This week, we're talking openings, rankings, and how the Bishop's head looks like a little butt plug. 

Will and Kelsey discuss dating Bellatrix LeStrange, dragon ownership, and why Ron is a bad influence.

Will and Kelsey get spooky as they discuss pumpkin betrayal, Jigsaw's production budget, and how the Headless Horseman deals with fruit flies.

Will and Kelsey discuss dwarf twinks, Sauron's undiagnosed ADHD, and how to make a typewriter the perfect size for a horse.