Killed By Porn

‘Tis the season for this blood-soaked wet dream known as Killed By Porn #6. Not only does this Halloween episode feature the usual sexy seconds to every minute; but also a little treat for your tricking. Contained in this file are three “red box” tones that when used correctly can be used to make free calls from pay phones. Go ahead try it: TREAT!

What type of person listens to Killed By Porn?

They move to a town based on the availability of low-cost, high-speed Internet; and knowledge that the government secretly puts birth control into the city’s drinking water.

If appearing on Room Raiders, a UV light looking for incriminating spillage, shined upon their computer area would reveal a glow bright enough to blind a person with 20/20 vision, even among female fans.

What sort of person listens to Killed By Porn? You know who you are! Download the MP3, then quickly close this window before anyone sees, learns, and knows what a total sicko you are.

A new coat of filth for your iPod. Don’t let it slip out of your hand; lay it down softly, turn it on and push its buttons like only you know how. Get to Rocking and Rolling for about 60 sweaty minutes. When it’s over light a smoke, roll your iPod over and go to sleep. Then, of course, get tested: you don’t know where that iPod has been, or what it got from this wanton podcast.

Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast:

1. Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers.

2. Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss

you, will you scream?”

3. Taste of the Taste, Taste First Place!

Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. You look like a pervert, so act like one!

If the term “Rock and Roll” is an old euphemism for sexual intercourse, then what new term would be given to explain classic punk rock being PODCAST? Let’s consider it the equivalent of your computer being so clogged with smut viruses that the hard drive won’t ever work again; consider it KILLED BY PORN!