Carla Benex (Daphney Joseph) was a pharmacist in training at Shoppers Drug Mart, when she found her superior dead behind the counter. With an ever positive attitude, she recounts how she might not have been the best at her job.

Then Mr. Johnson, kinky cheater, stops in to corroborate. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Queen Roxy of Medieval Times is found shot in the green room, and Sir Gendrious Lougheed (Gavin Pounds), the Mauve Knight, is determined to find out what happened.

They examine speed, perverts, a private sushi restaurant, and Gendrious’ straight line. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

YMCA personal trainer Carl Mann (Michael Balazo) finds the body of a close friend and kickboxing instructor in the sauna.

They talk Austin Powers, the firing range, and the 13 randy boys that were in the class. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Music store owners Jack Long, and Jack McQuade (Mark Heeney and Ajahnis Charley) find long time employee Phil Forte dead, and turned in to a beautiful banjo. Suspects range in age from teen to old man, and musician/Chauffeur Marie Chauffeur drops in to help.

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Competitive gamer Tony Ribbons (Geoff Cork), finds rival StarFoxBalls12 dead at the Toronto Comic Con. He talks anime, his psychic abilities, and personal traumas.

Then, Fry, not a South Park character, hunkers down to get out of the cold, and discuss Spiderman. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network