Curator of the Contemporary Museum of Ontario Lila Hernandez (Patricia Tab), discusses a body found in the lobby of the museum/art gallery/path of screams.

Spills, stains, Spain, and cruel thin people are examined, and art fan Juniper drops by to explain the dynamics of a certain Salttown family… Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

A headless corpse is found in the woods, and Grimbob (Shannon Lahaie), goblin, tries to figure out exactly who’s responsible.

They delve into the magic of the Mother’s Beard, the legend of the Frosted Justin, and just exactly how gross Grimbob is.

In the underground PATH walkway of Toronto, a corpse is discovered, knife in face. Walking courier Cullum Murphy (Adam Cawley) breaks down some of the rules of the path, and his personal once-friend now-enemy relationship with the deceased.

Greg Dget of the Ga-Jet electronics store gives his perspective of the events, as well as his famous, funny tagline. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Principal Don Johnson (Nicole Passmore), principal-turned-NBA-player-turned-principal of Gainsboro Fighting High, finds a student folded up in their locker.

Board, one of the school’s many athletically inclined kids, also stops by, and everyone reminisces about their favourite TV show. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

In a butcher shop in the meat zone of an orphanage, a body is found in the walk in freezer. Rob Zombmeat (Chris Locke), butcher, tries to understand what happened to the town vigilante. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network