Ket tells Kim about Slaughterhouse Rulez starring Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg. It should have been Harry Potter meets horror. Instead it was confusion meets indigestion. Kim ends up having to carry her own donkey the final stretch and Ketryn gets sucked into her own personal Adam Scott Mandela Effect. In this time of perpetual turmoil, we all just want a pint of ice cream but that doesn’t mean you won’t get the bloats. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Slaughterhouse Rulez.

Dir. Crispian Mills

Writers Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert

The 13th

https://www.netflix.com/title/80091741 

"EXPLAINING WHITE PRIVILEGE TO A BROKE WHITE PERSON..."

https://medschool.duke.edu/sites/medschool.duke.edu/files/field/attachments/explaining_white_privilege_to_a_broke_white_person.pdf

Trevor Noah

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CAyfFnaJbyL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Kimberly Jones

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBLiUsSJmub/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Last Week Tonight: Police

https://youtu.be/Wf4cea5oObY

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K&K

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Hi Sammies, we will not be releasing an episode today. This is our time to listen and to step up to support our black brother and sisters. Here are some links on ways we can engage and educate ourselves during this time. Join Kim and Ketryn in learning how we can be the best allies we can. 

#BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #SayTheirName

Ways To Help from Black Lives Matter:

blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ 

(petitions, donate, resources, info for protesters, faq)

Ongoing BLM and COVID Support - Links to Help From Home

https://bit.ly/301d12O

(donate, petition, articles, intro to allyship, support black-owned business, get involved politically)

87 Ways You Can Help

www.instagram.com/p/CA32C9vjBj-/

(books, podcasts, petitions, donate, questions to ask yourself, tv shows and films, organizations to follow)

numbers to text/call, action items)

Anti-Racist Family Resource List

Click here

(articles, books, podcasts, donate)

EDUCATE yourself

LISTEN to black voices

TAKE ACTION

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

xo and #StayAlive, 

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Kim tells Ket about The Lodge starring Riley Keough. The girls find them in a purgatory-like, snow space yet again. We learn that Kim’s 80’s ghost has been cheating on her and is engaged. Speaking of ghosts, the girls weigh in on who would be a better lay: ghost or demon? They’ll also discuss the venn diagram of their subsequent interests and discover that neither of them may be cut out for step-mommery. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Lodge.

Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz

Writers Sergio Casci, Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala

LIVESTREAM 4 THE CURE!!

We are live Thursday 5/28  11am-12pm EST (8am-9am PST)

www.twitch.tv/epicfilmguys

Raising $10,000 for The Cancer Research Institute

More info on whole event here

Badass science chick:  @kinggutterbaby

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K&K

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Ket tells Kim about The Ritual starring Rafe Spall, Arsher Ali, Robert James-Collier and Sam Troughton. Kim teaches us all the British slang she’s learned over the years being a “right slag.” They try to decipher who each of their friends would be on this Lad’s Holiday that they would never go on (Kris is Dom). The girls also get a visit from The Village People. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ritual.

Dir. David Bruckner

Writers Joe Barton, Adam Nevill

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K&K

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Kim tells Ket about The Conjuring 2 starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. The girls discuss the Mandela Effect (which I could swear they’ve discussed before - but maybe that was in an alternate universe… like the one where Berenstein Bears is spelled wrong.) We get a glimpse into Ketryn’s troubling parenting ethos and we vow to burn all recliners. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Conjuring 2.

Dir. James Wan

Writers Chad Hayes, Carey W. Hayes, David Leslie Johnson, James Wan

KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

https://kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com/

50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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Ok we'll stop now.

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K&K

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Ket tells Kim about the Fangoria film, Porno, starring Jillian Mueller, Robbie Tann, Larry Saperstein, Glenn Stott, and Evan Daves. Welp, the girls wanted to see more dick. Man, did they get it. Yeesh! But besides that, the girls want to remind you to shower before you go through the pearly gates of Heaven and to make sure you provide Heavy Metal Jeff with a death certificate of your loved ones. Most importantly… CBTL. Most, MOST importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Porno.

Dir. Keola Racela

Writer Matt Black, Laurence Vannicelli

Porno is available VOD everywhere Friday May 8

Follow @Fangoria or go to Fangoria.com for more info

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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Kim tells Ket about Slumber Party Massacre (thanks to their amazing Patrons!) starring Michelle Michaels and Robin Stille. It starts off rocky. They forget to cheers and therefore have to start the episode over and then Ketryn almost kills Kim with a crotch shot. They search, in vain, for a dick and the search is lead by a horny, 29 year-old pre-teen. But at least pizza is $6… oh, wait. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Slumber Party Massacre.

Dir. Amy Holden Jones

Writer Rita Mae Brown

SCREEN - A Quarantine Horror Short Film (Starring our very own Kimmy B!)

https://youtu.be/nWoG_L-3Kgc

KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

https://kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com/

50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

Chat with the girls at [email protected]

Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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Ok we'll stop now.

Thanks for listening!

xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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Ket tells Kim about Harpoon starring Munro Chambers, Christopher Gray and Emily Tyra. The girls are still in quarantine and they’re gettin’ weird with it. Ket is buying too many pillows, getting weighed against her will, and erecting a gauntlet for Kim’s suitors. Kim is existing outside of space and time and all that exists for her is the here and now… apparently. So let’s drink some seagulls and start catchin’ blood drops with our tongues. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Harpoon.

Dir. Rob Grant

Writer Rob Grant, Mike Kovac

Kim and Ket on SIMS TV - Live on Facebook

Friday 4/24 7pm PST

www.facebook.com/simsman

SCREEN - A Quarantine Horror Short Film (Starring our very own Kim Burns!)

https://youtu.be/nWoG_L-3Kgc

KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

https://kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com/

50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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Kim tells Ket about Tucker & Dale vs. Evil starring Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden. The most important lesson we can learn is that being named Chad is not your fault… not changing your name, is. The girls reiterate the importance of  learning where the safety is on ALL GUNS. And Ket changes the theme of Kim’s hypothetical wedding to a “Tucker & Dale” theme. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.

Dir. Eli Craig

Writer Eli Craig, Morgan Jurgenson

"Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" Netflix watch party this Friday night!!

4/15 5pm PST - links will be on our social media @kksampodcast

KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

Chat with the girls at [email protected]

Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

Ok we'll stop now.

Thanks for listening!

xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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Ket tells Kim about Repo (not man)! The Genetic Opera starring Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino and Bill Moseley. It’s their first remote recording since that quarantine life began and they miss each other’s faces. The girls contemplate starting the KKSAM band. Ketryn goes through a very complicated ‘Giles’ journey and they realize that sometimes the only solution is to just head straight to the moon. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

Writer Darren Smith, Terrence Zdunich

KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

The Mask Crusaders

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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