Greetings Trashlings! Happy Cancer Season! 

00:00 — Fitness freaks, listen up! Weightlifting is out, Pilates and hot girl walks are IN and yes, like everything, this new philosophy relates to the moon cycle. Welcome to Cancer season, let’s all be more gentle on our bodies. 

9:00 — Beyonce drops new divine feminine anthem “Break My Soul” on the first day of Cancer season. Permission to quit our jobs? We like to think so. The creative process requires rest! 

19:30 — Girl boss Sheryl Sandberg quietly leans out of her job at Facebook. What does this mean for women who work? See above.

32:18 — Cancer sun Erika Jayne is seen too drunk laid-out complaining on this week's episode of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Molly, a.k.a. the Blonde Prophet, predicted. Cancer sun Lisa Rinna reminds EJ (and all of us watching at home) that you really shouldn’t drink on anti-depressants.

42:00 — Sami Sheen launches an OnlyFans, calling attention to a new rising category: nepotism influencers — the otherwise basic children of celebrities who have no intention of working but have amassed huge Instagram followings. 

48:00 —  Kim Kardashian declares her new look: Barbie from the future. Did she reduce her BBL? Cancer sun Khloe Kardashian finally dropped the BBL and finally has a new (rich) normie boyfriend. Do BBLs need to be removed or can the butt melt off with run of the mill weight loss? Have we become so numb to plastic-surgery-face that Heidi Montag looks normal? 

1:00:00 — Marilyn Monroe and Kim Kardashian synastry! Based on the astrology, does Marilyn care that Kim allegedly damaged Marilyn’s skin-toned dress at the Met Gala? 

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