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4/29 ASTROLABE LINKS:
* (1) The People's Therapist 👏Expert👏 on X: "I read this study at 8:30 this morning and authoritatively announced, "Wife, you must drink your water." She immediately hits me with attitude about how she doesn't need me to manage her water intake like she is some kind of child and she can drink water just fine. Women are https://t.co/kKMLR3senL" / X
* (9) Instagram
* (12) Massimo on X: "Death Valley National Park is experiencing its first major superbloom in a decade as of March/April 2026, driven by record winter rainfall (1.7 – 2.5+ inches) that transformed the desert landscape with vibrant carpets of yellow, pink, and purple flowers. https://t.co/YgaHskYSlM" / X
* (12) ⚓️ Sailor Jim 🔱 on X: "What do you think of Southwest Airlines new paint scheme? I think it’s patriotic as hell! I doubt I’ll be flying in one, but very cool! https://t.co/GRJlCNIj4x" / X
* (13) The White House on X: "Patriot passport unlocked. 🦅 Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/86uxPS1FEk" / X
* (14) Whale Psychiatrist ™️ on X: "This is an actual DOJ filing and President Trump 100% wrote this part himself https://t.co/K64UkrEpM9" / X
* (16) Tom Sauer on X: "Trump dressed our boys in Revolutionary Patriot garb to remind Charles what happened 250 years ago. Frame-mogging the King of England in front of the entire world. Nobody does it better. 🇺🇸" / X
* (16) Office of the First Lady on X: "🇺🇸🇬🇧 https://t.co/wxrgGinV0u" / X
* (16) ShitpostGateway on X: "''Mr President, we found a cool bug outside'' https://t.co/aEW3fBT2tt" / X
* (16) Donald Ward on X: "In medieval lore, animals paying homage to the rightful monarch of the land is common place. Unicorns, lions, etc will bow to kings and queens. Bees are also synonymous with Royal power. When a British monarch dies, the Royal beekeeper must inform the hives that they serve a new https://t.co/ijSPbiCTH2" / X
* (17) Spencer A. Klavan on X: "Every time Trump survives an assassination attempt he enters a kind of zen fugue state where he transcends his usual belligerence and radiates unearthly serenity. "I wasn't worried," he said after this last one. "I understand life. We live in a crazy world." In this photo he" / X
* (17) Criminal Penguin on X: "The wonders of the Natural World present themselves to the man in perfect harmony with nature…. https://t.co/aYBXLDPLYH" / X
* (17) Shadow of Ezra on X: "King Charles is telling the United States government to prepare for a war with Russia by getting ready to defend Ukraine and “her most courageous people.” He reminds Congress that they fought together through two world wars, the Cold War, and Afghanistan. *The entire Congress https://t.co/Uo7DIVwdXa" / X
* (17) Rapid Response 47 on X: "Profound words from @POTUS this morning: "Long before Americans had a nation or a Constitution, we first had a culture, a character, and a creed. Before we ever proclaimed our Independence, Americans carried within us the rarest of gifts — moral courage — and it came from a" / X
* (17) T on X: "This is the first time a politician has talked publicly and positively about my race in my lifetime." / X
* (20) RAW EGG NATIONALIST on X: "If it isn’t obvious, this is a direct repudiation of the notion of “America as an idea.” This is Albion’s Seed: America as the fulfilment of the Anglo-Saxon project. Don’t tell me you ever thought you’d hear an American president say this in your lifetime. You’d be a liar." / X
* (20) The White House on X: "TWO KINGS. 👑 https://t.co/iPVUxc4i4H" / X
* (20) RT on X: "'NO evidence Mojtaba Khamenei dead' — Sec of State Rubio But should succession in Iran be hereditary? — Rubio https://t.co/f2zLoUkHmw" / X
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* (21) Bennett's Phylactery on X: "Hadn't heard about this so I did a little digging on the Israeli government & let's just say a certain tribe is overrepresented https://t.co/am4rNQ9eiD" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 JUST IN: Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent just CRACKED DOWN on 35 entities and individuals that oversee the Iranian Islamic regime’s SHADOW BANKING systems Bessent has been WATCHING the regime funnel billions of dollars out of the country to evade sanctions and help the IRGC https://t.co/rWG5VpoAjo" / X
* (21) Matt Forney on X: "He's right. America investing in Israel from the 80s forward was the geopolitical equivalent of buying Bitcoin in 2010 and HODLing. "BUT WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF THIS ALLIANCE" idk man peace in the Middle East and total American energy dominance seem like a pretty good exchange." / X
* (21) Teddy Schleifer on X: "Sergey Brin’s girlfriend has shown off photos to friends of him wearing a red MAGA hat. https://t.co/NevhoDoTS6" / X
* Sergey Brin Moves to the Right, With a ‘MAGA Girlfriend’ by His Side - The New York Times
* (21) Thomas Massie for Congress on X: "I’d like to run this new ad this week in three media markets… but only if we can raise enough money to stay up on air across the district. Please donate, share this post, and let me know what you think of my new ad! https://t.co/AgJY01IWPL https://t.co/Se7pu83Qyn" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 JUST IN: ANTHONY FAUCI former senior advisor FEDERALLY INDICTED on COVERING UP crucial records related to investigations into the origin of COVID GREAT! Do FAUCI himself next! 🔥 David Morens charged on - conspiracy against the United States - destruction, alteration, or https://t.co/gj6gKm0GAH" / X
* (21) Dr. Ben Braddock on X: "Oh wow it might actually happen" / X
* (21) Fox News on X: "BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted, sources say. https://t.co/9jV8lymXWN" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 HUGE NEWS: The US Attorney seeking to LOCK UP James Comey for threatening President Trump’s life CONFIRMS they’re confident in proving *INTENT* that Comey knew what he was doing Which makes it criminal! Ellis Boyle: “2 felonies. Count one, he KNOWINGLY and willfully made a https://t.co/I0z6FzUMi2" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 NOW: AG Todd Blanche reveals JAMES COMEY threatened the life of President Trump in the same jurisdiction the DOJ indicted someone for threatening JOE BIDEN’s life This is not political — his ILLEGAL conduct urging violence will never be accepted! https://t.co/0MDo1FD4s0" / X
* (21) America First Insight on X: "We get why the Trump admin filed charges for Comey. Rather than DC the Instagram post of "8647" is being charged where Comey was, which was Eastern North Carolina. Which the jury pool is R+2 instead of like D+70. https://t.co/UGpIhy0xfm" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 NOW: AG Todd Blanche MIC DROPS Dems claiming James Comey has a 1st Amendment to threaten Donald Trump "You are NOT allowed to *THREATEN* the president!” “That's not MY decision. That’s CONGRESS' decision in a statute they passed!” Accountability 🔥 https://t.co/hnHDMg9UuA" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 WOW! The DOJ has been building a case against James Comey for almost a YEAR, alleging he threatened Trump’s life “This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time.“ Following through! @FBIDirectorKash https://t.co/LEXgybu7w9" / X
* (21) Breaking911 on X: "NOW: Federal agents are swarming the Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis as they carry out raids at more than 20 locations across the area. https://t.co/1GkzQU9siN" / X
* (21) JD Vance on X: "The task force and the DOJ will be relentless in exposing these fraudsters wherever they may be hiding." / X
* (21) Hany Girgis on X: "🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ just sued Cloudera for rigging high-paying tech jobs against American workers. They created a fake internal email that bounced every U.S. applicant’s resume …then claimed “no qualified Americans applied” to fast-track foreign visa holders for green cards. https://t.co/mVVEcF7YO1" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 HOLY SMOKES. The swing state of North Carolina just confirmed it found 34,000 thousand DECEASED PEOPLE on its voter rolls It happened AGAIN — that thing the left said is impossible! PURGE THE ROLLS. AAG HARMEET DHILLON: “Told ya.” The DOJ is vehemently cracking down on https://t.co/DWsxTFpU3F" / X
* (21) LHGrey™️ on X: "I am fucking furious. Still. It's intensifying. I am motherfucking done with both these necrotic parties that have turned the Republic into a whorehouse where the Constitution gets gang-raped nightly and the only debate is which pimp gets the bigger cut. But the https://t.co/0uxGA23PND" / X
* (21) 🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 on X: "🎯 Started under Emil Bove, Pam Bondi fired bad people, hired good people, closed bad cases, and opened good cases. The shock-and-awe campaign brought to heel the out-of-control DOJ career staff, who thought they didn’t report to anyone—and sabotaged the will of American voters" / X
* (21) Prowler on X: "In addition to restricting work authorization Trump's DHS will deny migrants who fail to pay the new fees imposed by his Big Beautiful Bill. This adds a new risk of rejection and removal for otherwise 'lawful' and legal aliens. A lot of systematic pressure building this year. https://t.co/SzZfVb3l6K" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 JUST IN: The Virginia Supreme Court has OFFICIALLY DENIED Democrats’ move to reinstate the 10D-1R Congressional map — refusing to pause the lower court order, which BLOCKS certification GREAT! A legal win! This means the map stays blocked while legal challenges play out. https://t.co/C2MiEjGzXd" / X
* (21) OSZ on X: "Crystal Ball House Ratings If the newly redrawn Virginia map gets struck down and If the newly redrawn Florida map is approved 🔴 Republicans: 211 (+6) 🔵 Democrats: 209 (-8) 🟡 Tossup: 15 (+2) (+/- vs Post Virginia Referendum) https://t.co/dUTdz6qrZx" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: STUNNING BLOW to Democrat cheating as U.S. Supreme Court rules racial gerrymandering under the VRA as UNCONSTITUTIONAL — with the Louisiana map being tossed out as null and void, 6-3 Our man Sam Alito with the opinion. RED SEATS likely coming! DECADES of https://t.co/dvOKOOb1E8" / X
* (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 NOW: CBS just ADMITTED that the Supreme Court’s ruling against racial gerrymandering Congressional seats WILL go WELL BEYOND Louisiana Nearly a DOZEN seats in the South up for grabs 🔥 VRA districts EFFECTIVELY DONE! “This ruling is a win, I think we can say, for https://t.co/WHVcyHw0LL" / X
* (21) InteractivePolls on X: "📊 2026 Generic Congressional Ballot Registered voters 🟥 Republicans: 50% [+1] 🟦 Democrats: 50% [-1] — LIKELY Voters 🟥 Republicans: 50% [+2] 🟦 Democrats: 50% [-2] Harvard/Harris | 4/23-26 https://t.co/J5PR3CMWQi" / X
* (21) Congressman Brandon Gill on X: "Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is. https://t.co/4Wvx4vo3i3" / X
* (21) Lee Zeldin on X: "Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was https://t.co/6HTgVjQCiE" / X
* (21) Nick Gerli on X: "Nashville housing supply is skyrocketing. With the number of homes on the market spiking to nearly 10,000 in March 2026. That's 60% above normal, and the highest inventory in nearly a decade. Home values are now dropping YoY across many corners of the Nashville housing https://t.co/KZzCqk1mBp" / X
* (21) The Reckoning 💥 on X: "Massing housing deflation across many major markets. Particularly those in the south and the sun belt states where net negative migration is the most pronounced." / X
* (21) John Wake on X: "Real, inflation-adjusted home prices DOWN 4% in 🔹Dallas 🔹Phoenix 🔹Seattle 🔹Tampa 🔹Denver https://t.co/vBn4YSlw8O" / X
* (21) @SHEPMJS on X: "There is a disconnect between the MSM "Oil at $100 OMG" and the US price at the pump, which is about 85 cents below peak Biden, and tax cuts filtering through, consumer confidence, solid employment, stocks at record highs." / X
* (21) Raymond Harmon on X: "WE HAVE THE LITHIUM AND FOLKS ARE BLACKPILLING?!" / X
* (21) John Doyle on X: "Literally the case btw. A rational person would never leave the side giving him 70% of what he wants to go sit with the people giving him 0% of what he wants. So what’s the explanation then?" / X
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