Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

On this week's episode we are joined by the incredibly charming and kind cosplayer Kissi Frost to cover the PHALANX. We're getting techno-organic y'all!

First off, Uncanny X-Men 312 (their birth month and year issue) is entitled ROMP and the Phalanx are not a romp but we have a great time with it. In this episode:

if you’re gonna date an X-Man you have to accept polyamory to a certain degree

Lodro thought ninja sais would be more readily available as an adult (again)

it's hard to understand comic injuries...but rain clouds make them prettier

the Phalanx are truly scary as a villain

Gambit loves to throw motorcycles at people

an impassioned defense of the X-Men: Apocalypse movie

Magneto has a good cape

What does any of this mean for Kissi's future? Tune in to find out!

Kissi Frost is an artist, actor, and a lifelong nerd. Having cosplayed since they were fourteen years old, and using Spiderman comics to help practice their English, they've been a comic fanatic for as long as they can remember. Currently, they work as a freelance concept artist, as well as an actor (mainly in the horror scene.) Their favorite comics and cosplays are, of course, the X-Men, with Mystique being their favorite character to portray. They only throw blue babies over waterfalls on weekends, pinky promise.

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