Intermediate Portuguese With Portuguese With Eli

Knock-knock games, and one not so nice knock-knock


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Even as adults, we like playing knock-knock games. They are silly but so entertaining.

And in today's episode, you will see the two most common structures for knock-knock games and Brazilian Portuguese.

And you will also discover a dirty knock knock question that has become famous on Brazilian TV. I'll not give you the answer, and when you hear it, avoid answering it. People will ask. Believe me.

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And for the remainder of November, I’ll be offering a 15-minute consultation with no obligation and at no cost for serious learners: https://podcast.intermediateportuguese.com

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Eli Sousa is a Portuguese teacher who provides one on one lessons online. If you're interested in having Portuguese lessons, visit https://PortugueseWithEli.com

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And here’s the transcript for your benefit.

Brincadeiras de Adivinhas

Eliane e eu estávamos de saco cheio de ficar em casa esperando a morte chegar. Daí, resolvemos brincar de adivinhas. Eu comecei.

— “Todos me pisam,

Mas eu não piso em ninguém;
Todos perguntam por mim,
E eu não pergunto por ninguém.”
— Dinheiro?

— E o dinheiro pisa em alguém, Eliane?

— Não, né, mas vai que pisa?

— Ai, ai. A resposta é: O caminho

— Agora é minha vez. “O que é, o que é? Uma impressora disse para a outra.”

— Nada, . Impressora não fala.

— Você tem que dar um chute, senão não vale.

— Tudo bem. “Oi, gatinha. Você vem sempre aqui?”

— Essa foi bem idiota. A resposta é “Essa folha é tua ou é impressão minha?” Como você é burro!

— Ah, é? Pois então adivinhe essa: Qual é a diferença entre o poste, a mulher e o bambu?

— Hmmm... não sei.

— Simples: o poste dá luz por cima e a mulher dá à luz por baixo.

— Tá, mas e o bambu?

— Tem certeza de que quer saber?

Fontes:

https://br.guiainfantil.com/adivinhacoes/136-adivinhacoes-para-brincar-com-as-criancas.html

https://www.todamateria.com.br/adivinhas/

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