46.The Elephant

A: Yikes! What was that noise?

B: I had to blow my nose.

A: Did you have to blow right next to the phone?

B: Did you hear that?

A: Of course I heard that. I thought a plane had crashed into your house.

B: It wasn't that loud.

A: I will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.

B: Okay. I'll take your word for it.

A: I thought you had an elephant in your house.

B: You're funny.

A: What did you say? I think I've gone deaf.

B: I'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. I'll be right back.

46.大象

咦~那是什么声音啊？

我得擤鼻涕。

你非得对着电话擤吗？

你听见了？

当然听见了，我还以为一架飞机撞到你家了呢。

哪有那么大声啊。

我什么时候擤鼻涕给你看你就知道差距了。

好吧，那我就相信你。

我还以为你家有只大象呢。（依然在调侃他擤鼻涕动静太大）

你真有趣。

你说什么？我想我耳朵聋了。

我要去洗手间擤鼻涕了。马上回来。