18. Nothing Is Perfect 天下无完事

The computer in Dan's car is helping him reach his hotel. (D=Dan; C=computer)
丹汽车里的电脑正引导他前往旅馆。
OK, computer, how do we get there?
好吧, 电脑先生, 我们怎么去呢？
Go one block and take a left.
往前走过一个街区, 然后左转。
That looks easy. (He turns right.)
好像很简单。（他往右转。）
Left! I said "left," you idiot!
左转！我说“左转”, 你这个白痴！
Sorry! Wow, you don't have to get so angry.
对不起嘛！哇, 你也用不着这么生气啊。
I'm sorry. I guess I'm just having a bad day.
抱歉。我想大概是我今天过得不顺利吧。
A bad day? You're a computer!
不顺利？你是部电脑，
How can you have a bad day?
怎么会过得不顺利呢？
Well, I think I've got a virus.
呃, 我想我被病毒感染了。
Ha! And I thought computers could never be wrong.
哈！我还以为电脑永远不会出错呢。