"Prepare yourself for face-melting adorableness!”
That was the note I got from lighting designer Robin Deluca, upon learning I was on my way to see Raven Players new production of Barbara Robinson’s "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever." A warm slice of big-hearted, made-for-the-holidays confection, the play was adapted from Robinson’s 1971 novel of the same name - and as it turns out, Robin was right. “Face-melting adorableness” pretty much sums up this show.
The show is presented through the holidays at the Raven’s Windsor Theater, just off the Town Green. The venue is a former church, which lends a bit of additional authenticity to the story of a church nativity pageant gone terribly wrong, but strangely right, too.
Directed by Steven David Martin, this is the definition of community theater - a play for the community, filled with members of the community, in a story about the power of community.
That story, though a bit dated in its simplicity and innocence, still carries a lot of charm, and the cast of local performers, most of them spirited kids, know how to nail the laughs in the script.
And there are a lot of them. This may be an amateur production, but I can’t remember laughing this much during any other show all year.
As the local church prepares for its annual nativity pageant, the kids of the town know it will be the same as it always is, the same boys and girls cast as the same characters in a story they know so well they are all bored to tears by it. When the director breaks her leg and Grace, one of the town’s parents, takes over, she makes one change that threatens to destroy the pageant: she allows the Herdman kids to participate.
The Herdmans, all six of them, are the town terrors. Delinquents who’ve long terrorized the other children, they smoke, drink, shoplift - and have never set foot in a church - where they intrinsically understand they would not be terribly welcome. When they learn that there are free snacks served at pageant rehearsals, the Herdmans show up - and are instantly bedazzled, and a bit shocked, to hear the Nativity story for their first time.
When director Grace reluctantly allows them to audition, the other kids are too frightened to compete, and the major roles - Mary, Joseph, the three wise men, and the angel of Lord - all go the Herdman kids, ultimately pitting Grace against the rest of the church, who want the Herdmans out.
The rehearsals - in which young Imogene, Claude, Ralph, Leroy, Ollie, and Gladys try to wrap their head around what’s happening - are hilarious, the kids getting odd ideas about the wide men’s gifts, mistaking the words "swaddling clothes” for “wadded up clothes,” and taking serious offense at the idea of a baby being bound up in cloth and crammed in a food trough.
“Where are the protective services people in Bethlehem?” They want to know. “Those people are at our house every five minutes!”
The resulting pageant is both hilarious and heartbreaking, as the true meaning of the Nativity tale - that of a child whose worth is noticed by few - is understood better by the Herdmans than the members of the congregation.
It’s an irony that stings hard, and touches deeply, in between laughs, that is. With charm to spare, despite some rough edges and a few unpolished performances, there is much to love in this "Christmas Pageant." Prepare to have your faces melted.
"The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" runs through December 21 at Raven Theater Windsor. Ravenplayers.org.