NEWS (21:20): Ya know there are more KimYe updates with the impending release of "Donda 2" and we're on it, of course. Also, Brit's writing a tell-all, Rosie makes a gaffe with Priyanka Chopra, and there's some messy dating in the RHONJ world!

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (45:22): After a truly epic season, the finale is somewhat lackluster but we do get a wild photoshoot with the Marks family, Jenny throwing a glass at the Vida party, and a scene with Whitney we can never unsee.

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (1:13:23): More keg party before heading to the shore, where things immediately get messy thanks to Dolores shit-stirring and Luis not wanting to hang.

- Summer House (1:39:10): Andrea shows a whole new side with his 50 Shades-esque party but it's hard to enjoy through the ongoing misery of Amanda and Kyle.

- Below Deck Sailing Yacht (1:52:36): What a welcome return to one of the best there is! We've got Tom nearly blowing chunks on the captain, a few truly iconic falls, and guests who demand more and more entrees. A treat!

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jess & marcy!

NEWS (18:20): There's so much to say about the continued Kanye of it all and we dive in. It seems Julia Fox has become a full media darling in the meantime, complete with her own Tik Tok trend. We chat Lamar on Big Brother, Punky Brewster finding a surprising love, Chet Hanks dissing his famous dad, Tinder Swindler, the celeb extravaganza known as the Super Bowl, and more! Plus Marcy's watching the new "Love is Blind" and Jess reports on J. Lo's insane "Marry Me"! 

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (1:03:10): Something very confusing is going on between Dolores, Frank Sr., their kids, and their multiple houses that no one can figure out. Meanwhile, Luis hosts a pizza night that makes Theresa and her family actually bury the hatchet. Then it's time for a frat party!

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:37:45): Noella has officially become insufferable as she brings up her divorce for the zillionth time. Heather is also apparently Shannon's drug dealer and everyone loves to microdose. 

- Summer House (2:00:00): Paige gets an early morning call from Craig about his love triangle worries while Amanda and Kyle go on a miserable birthday date. Then, Ciara and Mya bring the group together for an important conversation about race and belonging. 

xo

jess & marcy!

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NEWS (12:41): SooOOooOOooo much wild Kanye news, Billie Eilish being dragged into the mix, Kim on the cover of Vogue, some tea about Betty White from her former costars, a delightful painting mishap and more!

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (49:44): Lisa Barlow is running around Zion in a sports bra letting everyone know she's richer than them and then back home, Jen Shah's eyes nearly pop out of her head when she visits Mary's church. 

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (1:07:34): The fallout from the Marge/Jen spat continues but new tiny queen on the scene Gia shows her guns when going in on her uncle Joe for the way he's talked about her dad. 

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:25:27): Back from Cabo we see the friendship between Gina and Heather blossom and Noella forces us all to understand the concept of a "stack of vaginas." 

- Below Deck Reunion (1:38:17): Sadly, there's no Jake in the virtual reunion, which clearly bums out poor Andy. We get some continued friction between Eddie and Rayna, Heather apologizing for her terrible choices, and Wes being a boring sweetie. 

- Summer House (1:46:14): After a sloppy fun pool party it's time to celebrate Amanda's 30th with a costumed 90s party. Also, Andrea is working the opportunity to get in with Paige now that Craig is gone from the house!  

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jess & marcy!

NEWS (14:55): We chat through the discomfort of "Pam & Tommy," the new Janet doc, Riri's huge announcement, our dear Lisa Vanderpump getting bucked off a horse, Kathy Hilton still not understanding Instagram, Adele's rumored rocky romance, Kanye's upcoming doc, and so much more!

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (42:15): After their epic rager in Club Zion, the gals get up to some fun activities including ATV-ing, horseback riding, and a spa day where Mary keeps her clothes and sunglasses on. But everything builds to another chaotic dinner and, of course, the now legendary HOT MIC MOMENT. 

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (1:00:45): Jess gets up to speed on the NJ crew where we learn Teresa has zero interest in discussing her new beau's bizarre apology video at the summer kick-off party. Meanwhile, Jen has a new nose that gets everyone talking. 

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:23:45): The women continue to melt their pretty faces off in Cabo and Noella even passes out in the sweat lodge. A beach dinner on their last night takes a turn when Noella and Heather get into it over the "pity invite" of it all. 

- Below Deck (1:35:55): In the series finale, the crew lurches toward the finish line and bids adieu to their last charter. But tensions rise on their last night out when Rayna finally confronts Heather. 

- Summer House (1:46:25): Love triangles galore seem to be sprouting up, mostly all centering around Paige! There's her, Andrea and Craig and then newly discovered one between her, Craig and... Kristin Cavallari?! 

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NEWS (16:40): Bravo quickly bids adieu to Jennie Nguyen on RHOSLC, Cardi wins a lawsuit against a nasty gossip blogger, iconic fashion designer Thierry Mugler sadly passes away, and Taylor Swift has one epically bad week. 

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (53:48): You haven't had a girls' trip like these women have... ever. One minute it's fully near-brawl as Meredith and Jen storm around screaming and the next, it's rappelling, off-roading, and partying their goddamn asses (and perfect tits, if you're Whitney) off!!

- Vanderpump Rules Pts. 1 & 2 (1:13:42): For a rough, snoozy season, there somehow manages to be a lot to dig into with this crew. We've got Raquel and James announcing their engagement is off at the very top, Lala opening up about Randall's cheating, Katie and Sandoval going head to head again, Brock not listening very well and lots more. 

- Below Deck (1:46:50): The crew is exhausted but perhaps no one is crankier than Captain Lee as the season lurches through its final charter. Meanwhile, we learn Eddie is a secret theater kid. 

- Summer House (1:51:37): It's the Fourth of July and wowie what a pool party the crew puts together. Lots simmering between Carl and Ciara, Andrea and Paige, Kyle VS. Amanda, and so much more shenanigans at play. Notably with a high heel coming straight for Andrea's face poolside!!!

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L is for Losers: Wearing the Mascot Suit

- NEWS (19:45): Real Housewives of SLC are in the headlines with Jennie's old FB posts coming to light and Mary's church looking shut down. Meanwhile, Kanye begs to be invited to Chicago's birthday party and we bid adieu to André Leon Talley and Marty, of Marty & Elayne. 

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (51:05): The sprinter van brawl continues between Lisa and Jen but somehow ends in a hug. Meanwhile, Meredith gets dog-piled at dinner by all the women. 

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:08:55): Heather charters a private plane to Cabo for the gals and wowza, what a villa! Things are relatively chill until Noella shows up late and insults the temperature of the tequila shots. 

- Vanderpump Rules (1:27:05): The season finale builds toward the expected fallout once James learns about Brock and Schaena's secret plan, even though she wasn't wearing her ring out of respect!!!

- Below Deck (1:36:50): The new stew is a great fit, it seems, though Rayna is still struggling with Eddie and the handling of the Heather situation

- Summer House (1:46:06): Jess finally dips a toe in the Hampton's pool and watches the premiere episode, where some major drama between Kyle and Amanda goes down immediately!

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- NEWS (19:14): We do our damndest to try and tear through the Kanye-Julia Fox-Kim-Pete of it all! We've got dates all over LA, Madonna somehow in the mix, Kanye punching someone at SoHo house and then posting a pic of a skinned monkey to promo a new collab?! Meanwhile, MGK and Megan Kelly get engaged via blood drinking and Drake gets accused of filling a used condom with hot sauce! 

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (56:51): It's unfortunately time to celebrate increasingly unlikeable Seth's birthday at a weird rooftop pool where Whitney oddly brings out a cake shaped like her boobs. And then a new brawl breaks out between Lisa and Jen on the way to Zion! 

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:21:14): Heather's daughter, Max, gets a full-on event thrown for her book release where Emily gets absolutely hammered and is a total delight. Meanwhile, we learn Noella's Sweet James has been located in... MYKONOS. 

- Vanderpump Rules (1:45:31): Brock proposes to Schaena in a historically awkward scene before it's time to hit Santa Ynez for Raquel and James's doomed engagement party weekend. 

- Below Deck (1:58:18): Rayna is hitting her wall while Fraser nervously struggles over the new stew joining soon. Meanwhile, the charter's preference sheets get roundly ignored by Heather!

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L is for Losers: To Foyer or Not to Foyer?!

- NEWS (21:20): HAPPY NEW YEARS, LOSERS!!! We love you and can't wait to spend 2022 together! Now, the news. Pete and Kim hit the Bahamas while Ye hooks up with actress Julia Fox in Miami and then in NYC. She even writes about it!? Meanwhile, Tristan admits he's the father and makes us all see red, Chrissy morphs into Khloe, and Andy gets overserved on NYE.

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (59:34): Whitney's Wild Rose event nearly gets derailed by Jenny and the women confronting Mary while Lisa and Meredith's friendship hangs on by a thread. 

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:27:17): Inexplicably, Shane's snoozy party becomes a two-parter but we do learn that Noella hates Jen for a truly hilarious reason while Heather scoops Gina up into the glamorous life by bringing her to the race track.

- Vanderpump Rules (1:52:44): The Toms host a "progress party" for the bar that they've made no progress on while Brock ropes Tom and Ariana into probably the worst idea ever hatched. 

- Below Deck (2:09:10): We're not quite done with the wired-jaw primary and things are definitely falling apart, as Heather realizes has to take responsibility for her heinous interactions with Rayna. But then, there's a steamy hookup. 

L is for Losers: Two Horse Open Sleigh

- NEWS (23:10): Andy Cohen takes on Kelly Dodd's shade directly and with a "good morning," we discuss Kanye buying the house across from Kim's (is it creepy???), did Ryan Phillippe just come out, and poor Meghan King finds heartbreak again!

- Real Housewives of Orange County (49:10): Noella continues to bare her broken heart for us, whether we're comfortable with her crying or not, Emily throws a party to celebrate Shane passing the bar, and Heather is determined to have another party ruined by Shannon's drama.

- Vanderpump Rules (1:25:05): Oh no, more feet pic filler! In this episode the guys go in on James for his controlling nature, and all gossip roads lead back to Give Them Lala.

- Questions/Comments from our Mailbag (1:54:09).

- A phone rings. It's not yours, you aren't going crazy. (1:54:29).

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Jess & Marcy!

L is for Losers: 24 Karat Kisses Begin With Zales

- NEWS (23:41): Just when things are feeling pretty WOOF out there, we get a trailer for the upcoming season of RHONJ as well as the confirmed return of the full RHOBH cast — plus two interesting newbies!  MORE KATHY!!!!  Also, Lala dishes on Randall, Chrishell and Jason split and Jamie Spears continues to be the worst.

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (57:48): A luncheon at the International Peace Gardens is anything but peaceful as the women attempt to out-yell each other over who was the worst to Jen behind her back. Meanwhile, we meet Heather's brother and learn even more about them leaving the church. 

- Below Deck (1:57:28): The wheels are really falling off this season with this charter, and it's not helped by a frustrated primary who has her jaw literally wired shut and requires blended meals. Rayna is losing her patience all around and Jess, well, she walks right off the damn boat for good!

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Jess & Marcy!