On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pay homage to

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady, a miracle of a child actress and longtime advocate for mental health and identical cousins everywhere, the one (or two?) and only Patty Duke.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing Lady praises for 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt', send well-wishes to a spattering of Lady car accidents, Cyndi Lauper's high road and Sharon Stone's low road, 'Baby Jane' remake casting, Kerry Washington's portrayal of Anita Hill in 'Confirmation' (and MTV.com draws attention to the 'Designing Women' parallel), Tilda Swinton's bald head washed in white hot water, Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon at odds on the Democratic presidential nominee, Jane Fonda's opinion on the patriarchy and "a certain age", Judy Blume's evil alter-ego Judy Gloom and why Beverly Cleary is involved, Jennifer Tilly taking Broadway to the cleaners at poker, Marie Osmond treading on Sarah Brightman's intergalactic territory, Barbra's strange powers over Prince Charles, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pay (what can only loosely be described as) respects to Liza's 3rd dead ex-husband David Gest, plus gushing over HBO's documentary about Gloria Vanderbilt (and gushing over her spotty fox son), more (non-)quotes about Bill Cosby from Phylicia Rashad, Janet Jackson's mysterious family planning (and how La Toya wants in on THAT), what Barbra's 'Gypsy' film looks like (this month), Vivienne Westwood's published diaries (and a Vivienne bench on which to stage a protest), Kirstie Alley endorses Trump (and has been officially Reviled by LadyWatch), and Robin Roberts' bad timing as Mississippi's tourism cover Lady (to say nothing of her Mississippi UN-covered). PLUS Mary Su & Mary Lu and much, much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason catch up on Part 2 of last week's Twitter politics war between Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing (with Kathy Najimy, Rosie O'Donnell, and Sally Field(s) caught in the crossfire, and Jamie Lee Curtis flying away to safety). Plus: RHONY Ladies are back, Barbara Cook is not, Elaine Paige is back, Sean Young is not, Doris Day sees her shadow, Shirley Bassey is 50 ft. tall and without a heart in a Welsh castle, and Whoopi's got a new product to get women discreetly high at work at least once a month. Also: Everything's as if Glenn Close never said goodbye, what makes Sigourney Weaver a trailblazer for drag queens everywhere, what makes Joan Lunden a trailblazer for Wrestlemania Warriors everywhere, Bea Arthur was sick of being Bea Arthur, what Ariana Huffington has to say about your current napping habits, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason dive in with political news of Ladies on all sides of the primaries, from Susan Sarandon's Twitter aggression to Susan Olsen's enlightening opinions on race relations and Donald Trump. Plus: Aretha Franklin needs a Diva Understudy (again), Emma Thompson and Miriam Margolyes strip down for fish, Judge Judy's salary gets CBS sued, Julie Walters and her revolting farm village, JK Rowling shares her rejection to the world, Jason has some eating tips for Ellen Barkin, Ryan has some Tovah Feldshuh advice for film distributors, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason detail their Sunday spent at the Forest Lawn Cemetery Museum's exhibition tribute to Leading Ladies, as well as Ryan's pilgrimage to Elizabeth Taylor's crypt. Plus: Trisha Yearwood's passion for Jewel, Lainie Kazan's passion for art, and Kathleen Turner's passion for enchiladas, Betty White has personnel issues, the Tribeca Film Festival has Jodie Foster, Patti Smith, and Olympia Dukakis, Toni Tennille has regrets, Olivia Newton John still has a fiancé who faked his own death, Kathie Lee Gifford has no shame, Judi Dench has great tits, Petula Clark has a pizza joint, and much much more! 

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason give 'My Name is Doris' two Ladies up (those two Ladies are Sally Field and Tyne Daly), welcome Lilly Wachowski to join her sister Lana on LadyWatch (and Caitlyn Jenner gets a time out), Loretta Lynn and her costumer on WWHL, Vanessa Williams gets real about bra fat, Sophia Loren is surrounded by admiration, why Mavis Staples should sleep with one eye open for Sally Kirkland, the secrets Stefanie Powers' parrot keeps, why British Ladies have an issue owning up to their racial insensitivity, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason return from a weekend spent LadyWatching in Palm Springs at both Carol Channing's 95th Birthday Celebration and Shirley MacLaine's apparent town hall meeting. Plus: Aretha Franklin is gonna get paid, Dolly Parton's busy year ahead in recording, touring, television, and theatre (and how she's subsidizing Kenny Rogers), internet flack over Leslie Jones' Ghostbusters character (and Leslie's flack right back), a TV Land reboot of First Wives Club to fill their Lady void, Gladys Knight's trick for getting out of a traffic ticket (but still won't work with the Board of Health), Bjork stands up to her (mostly male) critics, Grace Coddington wants you to smell like roses, Isabella Rossellini re-teams with an iconic collaborator, things you may not know about Loretta Lynn, Jason retracts a previous statement about Vanessa Williams' capabilities, what Sandy Duncan's kids most probably bought mom for her birthday, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pick out the few Lady bits from the longest Oscar ceremony in history, Oprah and Whoopi caught in a Twitter snafu, Gladys Knight's Chicken and Waffles gets sloppy, Yoko Ono rushed to the hospital and then rushes home to run around, Twiggy's new clothing line and why she needs fat faces, Shirley MacLaine spills dirt on Demi Moore, Jessica Lange and Atlantis. PLUS, Salma Hayek's sad sad day on the Washington ranch, Lorraine Toussaint's Kool-Aid warning, and Susan Sarandon's never-ending quest for young flesh, paddles, and balls.