Stories this week include:

• Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery.
• Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist.
• Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember.
• Man finds love at the traffic lights.

Bigfoot in a tutu, I know, I know, it's serious...

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Stories this week include:

• Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction.
• London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'.
• Elderly woman freed from rabbit hutch.
• Man shoots fridge following feud with fictitious basement dwellers.

Alex's grubby publications make a return...

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Stories this week include:

• Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts
• Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new orchard.
• Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft.
• Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious

Alex's predictions begin to fail him...

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Stories this week include:

• Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat.
• Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth.
• Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang'
• Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force.

Supermarket trolley review, anyone?

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Stories this week include:

• The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea).
• Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation.
• Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured.
• Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy.

We're through the looking glass here, people...

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Stories this week include:

• Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade
• Meathead eats raw meat
• Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union
• Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution

Alex tells his pirate anecdote again...

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Stories this week include:

• NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure.
• Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia.
• Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again.
• Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer.

We're back...

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This is the end. My only friend, the end...

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers (RIP).

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Stories this week include:

• QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
• Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery.
• Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force.
• Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration.

"The arm of justice is something and something..."

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Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers.

Contact us in the usual ways: 

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast