Stories this week include:

• Gloucestershire man 'slipped' and 'fell' on WWII mortar.
• Woman breastfeeds hairless cat on domestic flight.
• Mobility scooter driver causes traffic jam in chippy stand-off.

We learn about Alex's motoring skills...

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Stories this week include:

• Investigative journalism hits new low in Exeter.
• Big Bird unmasked as puppet of the state.
• Hired tank crashes into war memorial during Remembrance Sunday.
• Baffled resident spots moon-shaped UFO.

We launch our new feature 'Rob's Underground Movements'...

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Stories this week include:

• President Joe Biden caught on camera by large naked Scottish man.
• Fan collecting single chip from every Wetherspoons pub in UK.
• Former socialite finds prison conditions challenging.
• Bakery forced to close over illegal sprinkles.

We address the penguin in the room...

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Stories this week include:

• Latest YouGov survey finds 3% of Americans are attention-seeking liars.
• Woman who breastfeeds boyfriend during foreplay states 'it's not weird'.
• Driver stopped by police for hold instrument with both hands.
• Draconian school dress code finally updated to allow for Satanists.

We read some legally problematic fan fiction...

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Stories this week include:

• Screenplay for 'Mutiny on the 14.19 to London Paddington' fails to secure backers.
• Clown shortage in Northern Ireland no laughing matter.
• Family spends delightful break in the picturesque London Borough of Hillingdon.
• Vigilante unleashes one man war against the grey peril.

Alex starts to lose the musical plot...

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Stories this week include:

• Journalist Phil McCann fails to heed own advice.
• Police have plenty to go on after arresting toilet-tossing vandal in possession of second offending item.
• Horse f*cker escapes prison for an hour.
• Rumours of poison snakes at train station sparks litany of bad 'Snake on a Plane' memes.

The purple rod is still AWOL...

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To celebrate International Podcast Day, we're delighted to bring you the first episode from our #Patreon exclusive series - LAPodcast: An Extra Jab!

Stories this week include:

• Big bird costume stolen by enigmatic duo
• The 'Terminator Armageddon' breakfast is unleased on Doncaster
• Man throws alligator onto roof
• Candle thief turns to bear repellent to aid getaway

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Stories this week include:

• The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster goes to a disco.
• Scientists discover hotdogs unhealthy.
• Child freed from pressure cooker hat.
• Silent messianic figure appears to traffic in Swansea.

The purple rod goes missing...

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Stories this week include:

• Snail mail takes on new meaning.
• Storming of Edinburgh Castle ends abruptly after outbreak of stupidity.
• Woman misses out on luxurious free electricity after leaving Pontins in tears.
• Norwich City Council appears to endorse illicit Japanese restaurant.

Alex threatens to record new album...

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Local Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been running since 2012, covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world, including listener submitted contributions.

For the first time we are offering listeners the chance to show their support and receive exclusive 'LAPodcast: An Extra Jab' bonus episodes via Patreon! Visit: https://www.patreon.com/lapodcastextra