Stories this week include:

• German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
• Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman.
• Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30.
• Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery less a-peeling.

"As you walk along through life, these s**tty sandwiches, someone tucks them in your lunch box..."

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Stories this week include:

• Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge.
• Man baptised in flooded underpass.
• Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse.
• Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park

We witness the birth of Circadian Rhythms...

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Stories this week include:

• Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079.
• Florida man blames speeding ticket on the threat of nuclear apocalypse.
• National Welsh show cave bans all Putin sympathisers and oligarchs from attraction.
• Civil Aviation Authority denies reports of sausage suspended from UFO.

Rob gives another astonishing POG update...

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Stories this week include:

• Ukraine still safer than Birmingham says complete moron.
• Homeowner files completely legit insurance claim after shed fire.
• Burglar stages cheesy protest.
• Pensioner rescues headless sex doll.

Rob finally completes his POG collection...

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Stories this week include:

• Duck heard using fowl language during mating ritual.
• Man attempts to prune rose bush with length of cured meat.
• Bin spotter insists hobby not 'weird'.
• Woman wins 'golden' potato in uninspired crisp competition.

We mourn the loss of the humble landfill...

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Stories this week include:

• The People's Republic of China's Lord of the Rings definitive edition sees Frodo finally punished for this crimes.
• Sinister clown painting appears in family's back garden.
• Busybody accused of defecating into bin bags at beautiful spot.
• Security company opts to double down on lazy stereotypes.

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Stories this week include:

• All meat diet leads to nipple clamps and growling in the bedroom claims polygamous sex doll frantic.
• RSPCA openly ridicule man who discovered 'snake' in sofa.
• Reveller hooks up with handrail on night out.
• Woman commits to routinely sh*tting herself during runs to achieve personal best.

Alex plays a tribute to Meat Loaf. RIP.

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Stories this week include:

• Naïve customer shocked as infamous holiday camp stay turns into horror show.
• Woman stabs cousin over borrowed sex toy.
• Mysterious disappearance leaves town in mourning.

We issue a public service announcement...

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Stories this week include:

• Sessional attraction brings all the misery of Christmas.
• Father claims Indian restaurant ruined Christmas dinner.
• Man throws faeces at step-father before smashing Audi TT with spanner.

We discuss the lovechild of a phasianidae (thanks, Google) magnate...

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Stories this week include:

• Bean-lover Captain Beany celebrates Christmas.
• Jesus / Spiderman found inside tangerine.
• Curtain falls on Croydon Cat Killer saga.
• Town enraged by beloved jacket potato stall threatened with closure.

Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas! Keep safe!

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