Stories this week include:

• Local pastor discovers the alternative uses of a Henry hoover.
• Woman befriends potato.
• Man lauded by hospital staff for using correct rectal-insertion method.
• Alan Cummings' beloved chimp found alive and well.

Local news you can trust since approximately 1638...

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A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 27: Columbian Vaginal Inflation Procedure

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Stories this week include:

• Gimp Man saves sleepy Somerset village from mundanity.
• Former Captain Scarlet voiceover artist finds compensation claim in Greggs sausage roll.
• Impostor dressed as Disney cast member kidnaps droid.
• Missing ex-employee accused of embezzlement 'absolutely fine' says former employer and Chile's largest cold cuts producer.

We incorrectly make a correction regarding the episode number...

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A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 26: Jemima the Asparamancer.

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Covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012.

Welcome to the twentieth episode of LA Podcast: An Extra Jab!

Stories this week include:

• Brian Harvey blames potato for accident.
• Man loses over 200 chickens to thieves.
• Monkey snatches seagull from sky and eats it.
• Mystery as woman wakes to find six massive boulders in garden.

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Stories this week include:

• Nuisance neighbour has drill and handmade signs confiscated.
• Accused shoplifter offers to show security guard his penis to prove his innocence
• Locals mourn the loss of Huw Davies and his memorial plaque.
• Tesco employee denies aiding and abetting notorious seagull.

We do a quiz!

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Stories this week include:

• Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccuracies.
• President Biden ratifies right to engage grizzly bears in hand-to-hand combat.
• Man who spent life savings on becoming dog put up for adoption by wife.
• Sergeant Major soils lederhosen at Oktoberfest.

We take a peek through the Overton Window...

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Stories this week include:

• Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink.
• Kettering crematorium withdraws wedding venue option after service mix-up.
• Failed sniffer dog finally earns his keep.
• Irish barista hospitalised by brewing storm.

We announce the latest addition to the LA Podcast team...

Please note: We would like to apologise for the quality of Rob's audio which sounds like he's recording from a different room. Those responsible have been severally reprimanded.

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Stories this week include:

• Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat.
• One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse.
• British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again.
• Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star.

Nightjar makes a surprising return to the podcast...

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Stories this week include:

• Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
• 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea.
• Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig.
• Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding.

Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...?

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