Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French Disease or the English Disease. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Congratulations, Dr. IQ, it's you and the Russian winter." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School's out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better type of cow, a JUHHHHSEY or a GUHHHRNSEY. Plus, the movie "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" and a recitation of the moving poem "Casabianca." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "A shady guy smile." Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we're afraid to say. Plus remembrance of D-Day, a look back at "Saving Private Ryan" and Larry once again recites the great American anthem "Casey At The Bat." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "By the way, cut off his head." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Would God let Larry cheat on his wife with Marilyn Monroe? Why did they never build a bridge across the Mersey? And do some like it hot? Plus tales of walking across the Brooklyn Bridge with his comedian buddies. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "How do you like that, hayseed?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

This Memorial Day, everyone deserves a promotion. And we mean everybody. In honor of Memorial Day, Larry recites the great war poem, "Aftermath" by Sigfried Sassoon and talks about a magic movie moment from Ed Zwick's classic civil war drama "Glory." Quote of the week: "So far as I know, the French invented everything sexual." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then we hear about the great Sam Peckinpah movie "The Wild Bunch." Plus, Larry recites "Come Walk With Me" by Emily Jane Bronte!

http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I enjoyed not knowing. Does that make sense?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites "A Little While" by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.

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Quote of the week: "Right after that, they probably slice your head off." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtful! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote Of The Week: "What are you bothering me for? Can't you see this is my deathbed?"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks "Doctor cars?" We hear about the great John Ford movie "Mr. Roberts." Also, Larry recites "A Love By The Sea" by William Ernest Henley. And find out what happens when two blondes check out a used car!Quote of the week: "Model XFTSS."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox