Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus. Plus, tales of a miniature statue of liberty in Manhattan. This is another fun one! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of The Week: "He drove that until it De-Simca-ed itself."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We're working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia mystery. Larry's dog kills a possum -- but where is the corpse?Quote of the week: "Big waffles, like an Escalade's tire."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the great movie "61." http://LarryMillerShow.comJoin the fun with other LMDSers at http://facebook.com/LarryMillerShow and http://twitter.com/LarryMillerShow !Quote of the week: "Small, extra small and crazy small."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Car 54 Where Are You? was long overdue for a tribute, and our man Larry is just the man to give it to you! In honor of Joe E. Ross' 102nd birthday, Larry recounts the classic TV sitcom, plus we give a nod to Frank Sinatra, Jr, who recently passed away. On Magic Movie Moment, we talk about a great moment from The Sting. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "We Are The Music-Makers." http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Tell a friend. In fact, threaten a friend."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a "Cardinal!" (Warning -- it involves booting.) (Warning -- booting means throwing up.) http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "I have to be honest, get out."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's take on "Wuthering Heights" on Magic Movie Moment and his recitation of "Barefoot Boy" on Poetry Corner. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "That's all I'm going to say. No it's not!"Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

How come Leap Year isn't a holiday? Why don't we celebrate it? Larry ponders this and offers how we can make it into a fun holiday, without going overboard. Then Larry honors the passing of the great actor George Kennedy, as well as the 100th birthday of Jackie Gleason. Put on your best searsucker suit and tune in! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Okay, look, fatso, get out of the bed."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Accept change or at least accept that it's hard to accept change. Or something. So laments Larry. Also, do you know the way to San Jose? Is there baseball in heaven? Do you know how to pronounce Vitai Lampada? These and many other questions will be discussed on this week's Larry Miller Show! http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "If you need more, you tell the story."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Celebrate your favorite President with Larry! And hear about the lustful pursuits of the sultan of swat! Larry has nothing to say about Valentine's Day, but he recites "America The Beautiful" (which was originally a poem) and talks about The Farmer's Daughter -- the movie, not the joke. http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "Babe, you're alright."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A tribute to comedy and radio great Bob Elliott, who passed away at the grand old age of 92. Are you ready for some football? Larry is, after being buffaloed by the goofy, goofy Super Bowl halftime show. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about "That Hamilton Woman" and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Conclusion" by Sir Walter Raleigh. (And stay tuned at the end for a little bonus!) http://LarryMillerShow.comQuote of the week: "She was great at cranky and annoyed."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox