Larry can't stop feeding his dog. He's not complaining. He's just saying. We discuss the evolution of ketchup, but not catsup. And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites Rondel of Merciless Beauty by Geoffrey Chaucer and on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about 1952's Blackbeard The Pirate. Quote of the week: "Cheat! Cheat!"

Larry talks about how you don't have to climb Mt. Everest to have an adventure. Then we hear about the new happy hour buffet on Milleronia. And Larry discusses the history of the happy hour, not to be confused with a smoker. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about Ivanhoe and on Poetry Corner, he recites "Maker of Heaven and Earth."Quote of the week: "None of the stories I loved could be told to him."

Larry goes on the road to Milleronia with a quick stop in Hong Kong (circa 1962!). We read more listener Haikus and then Larry talks about his fascination with Abe Lincoln. If there's a bad Lincoln Highway joke, we haven't heard it! On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "A Life Lesson" by James Whitcomb Riley.Quote of the week: "And strategically."

Larry talks about why he passed up a chance to play on the Masters' golf course. Also, tales of having too much to drink in England. Then we do a tribute to the great comedian Stan Freberg and cancer fighter Lauren Hill. Plus we hear more about Milleronia's new La-Z-Boy-based transportation system and the missing Barcalounger salesmen. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Be Still, My Soul, Be Still" by Alfred E. Housman and we hear about the movie "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."Quote of the week: "It's a horrible thing, lava."

Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks about The Charge of The Light Brigade on Poetry Corner and on MMM. The Jetsons meets the Flintstones has nothing on this crossover!Quote of the week: "We might just say it sits there."

Larry talks about the classic Laurel and Hardy short "The Movie Box" and tell you where to find the stairs featured in the movie! Plus we hear about Larry's earliest days as a driver, as well as his recent trip with his son to the DMV. Then Larry recites a powerful poem, "After All" by Henry Lawson.Quote of the week: "If you lived near a cliff, you wouldn't be giggling." (#4)

Larry imparts some drinking lessons he learned as a young comic in New York in the 1970s. (You might also learn to curtsy.) Plus we hear about actor Gregory Walcott, who was in 300 TV shows, but is often remembered for his role in Plan 9 From Outer Space. Also, find out who would win in a shootout, Lucas McCain or Josh Randall!Quote Of The Week: "He was bartender strong."

Larry imparts three simple rules to follow for a drunk but safe St. Patrick's Day. Does it include driving to Florida? Not likely. Then Larry finds out he was closer to Wonder Woman than he'd thought. Larry also recites "All Nature Has A Feeling" by John Clare and talks about the Sam Peckinpah film "Ride The High Country" on Magic Movie Moment.Quote Of The Week: "Physi-o-logically."Enjoy the show? Tell a friend or share it on Facebook or Twitter!Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry expresses his love of daylight saving time. Then we hear why Larry stopped talking malaria medicine in India, Larry recites "Ode on Solitude" by Alexander Pope for Poetry Corner and finally, he talks about the classic movie "The Hustler."Quote Of The Week: "I don't think it's the famous that need help. It's the suburban fathers."

We say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy and give a little tour inside the burger joint on Milleronia. We try to figure out if some like it hot, then Larry recites "An Hymn To The Morning" by Phillis Wheatley and we hear about the movie "The Music Man." Leg lamp and prosper!Quote Of The Week: "I don't need a beer that tastes like October."Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox