Larry reviews the Oscars and encourages actors to get in touch with their inner Connery! We once again commiserate with our winter-weary friends back east with a snow joke plus "Ice and Fire" by the poet Edmund Spenser. Then Larry talks about the great Paul Newman movie "Absence Of Malice" on Magic Movie Moment.Quote Of The Week: "Take your hands out of your pockets, you dopes!"

Larry airs his beefs with St. Valentine and reveals a fiendishly clever plan to save Boston from its deluge of snow. And we get a musical question from boy tenor Larry J. Miller? And to help warm the hearts of snowed in Bostonianites, Larry recites the poem, "Summer" by Alexander Pope. Then we hear about the great Bullitt on Magic Movie Moment!Quote Of The Week: "Like a Klingon trying to pass."

Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

We smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and we try to come up with a "break a leg" expression for writers. We are unsuccessful because that is writing, which is the hardest thing ever. In honor of Valentine's Day, Larry recites "Give All To Love" by Emerson and we talk about the classic movie "Key Largo."Quote Of The Week: "A heart-shaped thing or a box-shaped thing."

Show CreditsProducer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry has taken his podcast independent! This is the first episode recorded at his secret lair inside an extinct volcano on The Island of Milleronia. And then he explains his week and half absence. Was it mischief? Machinations? Malarkey? Or none of the above? Tune in to find out! Then hear why Larry had to waddlesprint on an airplane twice in one flight!Quote Of The Week: "He put a couple more 'sirs' in there."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Just a quick message from The Great Fivefectorator to say thanks for your patience and support! He's out of town, but there will be a new episode soon!