Just checkin' in amidst a very weird month featuring a whole slew of canceled shows. I learn about Quakers and delivery robots.

I get screwed over in Des Moines once again, get bailed out by a small town mayor, and see some huge boobs.

I visit the Quad Cities (twice!), avoid some ghosts, and see some of my biggest fans.

As a fan of both "Hannibal" and "Misery," I was destined to have a night of horror in Hannibal, Missouri. I also tell a bonus tale from February of getting absolutely screwed by some Mormons.

I begin my bracelet collection in Dallas, and then I really embarrass myself in Tulsa.

I have a panic attack from drinking too much Celsius, and later get physically thrown out of a bar for the first time in my life.

I have a car mishap in Mississippi and have a run in with Wee Man in New Orleans.

The final chunk of my biggest tour. I perform for yet another crowd of 9, I sell out a barbershop, and I pay homage to my favorite singer.

I meet a medium who talks to my dead uncle, I don't stand up for myself in a parking lot, and I am given my first faberge egg on tour.

For episode 14, I dive into my biggest moment of 2014: my first sitcom appearance, New Girl.