How I became a Panthers fan growing up in New England, and all the roads it's led me down.

I recap my summer: a family reunion, a trip to Mexico, and a golf tournament.

The Party Angel tour reaches its thrilling conclusion in California. I perform on an aircraft carrier, meet a very nice cat, and am gifted my very first US Constitution.

Just checkin' in amidst a very weird month featuring a whole slew of canceled shows. I learn about Quakers and delivery robots.

I get screwed over in Des Moines once again, get bailed out by a small town mayor, and see some huge boobs.

I visit the Quad Cities (twice!), avoid some ghosts, and see some of my biggest fans.

As a fan of both "Hannibal" and "Misery," I was destined to have a night of horror in Hannibal, Missouri. I also tell a bonus tale from February of getting absolutely screwed by some Mormons.

I begin my bracelet collection in Dallas, and then I really embarrass myself in Tulsa.

I have a panic attack from drinking too much Celsius, and later get physically thrown out of a bar for the first time in my life.

I have a car mishap in Mississippi and have a run in with Wee Man in New Orleans.