The Off Duty ADs discuss hiring coaches at the last minute. They also discuss Ryan recording on location, recap Mark's trip to Baltimore, NFL tickets, packaging teaching and coaching jobs together, processing new hires as quickly as possible, factors that reduce applicant pools, the absolutes to get a new coach started, an insect attack, prioritizing the non-message message, the Year of Tom, Mike admits to a bad Tom movie, Heavy Seas beverage selections, pirates in North Dakota, and suspect timekeeping.