Laugh it Off with Craig Shoemaker

Shoe runs in, pinkies, meditation push ups, bully pontificator, gratitude list, captain, pity pit, neighbor Dave, Boston bombings, perceived enemy, righteous, Bobby Slayton, show biz doctor, Elvis Presley, married couples, fat ass, agnostic, voice overs, Lou Rawls, Comedy World, Bandits, hit by a truck, Hitler, Paul Lyons, Barney Fife, impressions, thumb tacks, Catholics, Puerto Rico, touring, teaching English in South Central, Astrology, & little people.

Craig's new DVD- Daditude, changing poop, spring break, man boobs, yoga, camel toe, traveling with a system, AXE Body Spray, pheromones, Hai Karate Cologne, free soap, large pores, freckles, eye patch, Triumph Spitfire, Lipstick, rainbow, the Bump, trampolines, foam life guard, thumbtacks, Bold & Beautiful porn, Herk, David Zasloff, relatives, old people, Havana, Bronx, French golf, sugar, Shakuhachi, shofar, prisons, Zen Judaism, evolution.

We went right to the phones today with Keith Leon, garage sales, bi spiritual, 80%, practice wife, 7 steps, socks on the floor, surfer dentist, April fools, What's Bugging Barb, Craig gets gassed by the dentist, dog cones, bro origins, Kobe Bryant, hickeys, Rob Delaney, hunting vests, Speedos, Bill Cosby, Irish privacy, yoga, musicals, naughty biscuits, twitter fights, , babies, garbage trucks, sobriety, national anthem, London, Skype, parent issues, un-civilization, pain into good, and pay to comment.

We celebrate our one year Anniversary, Wonderlust, Shoe is clairsentient, the prediction of Jared, Diana Troy, masturbating for the first time, rubber underpants, coloring your hair, gambling, handshakes, gay rights, Facebook, Clarence Thomas, Jesus, Durango, Indians, white people, Anniversary cake, Hans King predicts a couple of blankets for iliana, the unknown is a huge opportunity, negative energy, success, tangible expectations, spirit with a human coat, write yourself a letter, mind chatter, self destructive behavior, shift of consciousness, Detriot, let go and get, interference, reluctant angels, New Mexico, and keeping your intentions pure.

Today on the show we talked about reflections in a window, Stephan the new intern, the creative messy type, family meetings, Shoe's walk, degrading women, evolving, crotch to heart, fixing people up, Bradley Cooper, petting a beautiful dog, The Please Touch Museum, tactile, dropping balls, Stanley's Comedy Condo, Facebook vs. Twitter contest, orgies, playboy model, webles, mini bar, queefing, labia lasso, sandblaster, Disneyland, managers, Hank Williams, Billy Bobo Debby the puppet, children's car seats, hiding in a VW trunk, country clubs, 1%, headless Gooffy, Rocket Man, more-again-higher, Jimmy Stuart, Brittney Spears, Fox News Rape, opinionated Elaine, the legend of Hole Woman, Kegels, and Joel wins the contest by 1!

White smoke for the new Pope, preempted by Rick Dees, TMZ, Kevin Cronin at the airport, Ray Romano, Obama, Sarah Smiles, Fan Fuxxx, moisture meters, Pope 2.0, Bergoglio, feeding apparatus, John Oates calls in, Maneater, eye black, go balls deep, Oates mustache, keeping yourself fresh, NASCAR Theme Song, Grammys, twitter show, good friends, Parks & Rec, the circle, ad libbed songs, Craig Handley calls in, MILFS, snatch chat, Wayne Dyer on PBS, Jay-Z, successful cast, zombies, Platanito, Telemundo, sanitariums, breaking the generational curse.

Kelly Carlin, daughter of George Carlin, hosts the show today while Craig is on the set of Parks and Rec. Rick Overton gives us a call to talk about Catholics, Cardinals and picking a new Pope. Shoe calls us, Dylan Brody joins us in the studio to talk about the Amy Pohler faux pa, vibrating in your pants, kraft table, Daddy issues, stereo hi-fi, jazz, Bob Dylan, bad acid trips, Valium, EGO, unicorns, Mother Teresa, LSD, adult freedom, magical donuts, martial arts, meditation, twitter currency, ghost stories, rats playing dress up, Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears.

Craig is in a great mood today and ready to recap the Oscars! The voice of the Oscars, Cedering Fox, calls in to announce our long time friend and Oscar winner William Goldenberg! Ted on a stool, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, ride the popular wave. Samuel L Jackson calls in a curses up a storm with a South African throw down. Tom Amandes is in the studio to talk about microphones, Ireland, Greece, college hazing, rhythm method, Catholics, 11 kids, mud rooms, mittens out of foam, Utah, birth class, home births, Dr. T and the Women, size 13 shoe, Saving Lincoln, Wilks Booth, assassination, Spielberg, descendants, Eisenhower, Dixie-crats, Lincoln's house, tri-cornered hats, Gettysburg Address, Daniel Day Lewis, green screens.

Joel's new hair, Sarah's laugh, critics online who focus on the negative, zombies, honesty, priest retirement package, Suzanne in a blizzard, fishing in a barrel, butter, Shoe catches a shark, sandpaper hands, sleeping under a truck in the rain. Christian Meoli joins us to talk about teasing the I-tals, aging well, Superbowl media pass, connecting the dots of our destiny, peace sign car flags, Dr. Jerry Buss, the Green Girl from Star Trek, Kick Starter, skate boards, incest musicals, sweat equity, revolving door, working with friends, and Boston cousins.

Sarah and Shoe stink, third base and tell, china town, Superbowl, Beyonce, genuine slutty, the super interpreter. Shoe's long time friend and Oscar nominated editor, Billy Goldenberg calls in to the show, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, surprise explosions, shutter takes. Rich Aronovitch joins us to talk about selling knives at Costco, Rosa Parks, Heroes, "breath-a-tuse", the Dungeon, Eddie Ifft, South Africa, refusing the towel, whale watching, sharks and bombing, Jim Mcmahon, Bold and The Beautiful, Sarah keeps Shoe honest, daddy to big brother, therapist looses it, and Rich finds God.