Laugh it Off with Craig Shoemaker

Shoe starts off the show with a rant, Jim Nabors comes out, Bitch Andrew calls in, baby talk with Sarah, what you resist- persists, The 3 Stooges, therapy with the Ex, and finally- The "I'm a cougar" story! Hilarious actress and comedienne Lisa Ann Walter joins us to talk about boobs, sexuality, body image issues, women in comedy, growing some ass, gay ex-husbands, Lindsay Lohan, raising her kids to be sexually respectful, and fine dining with utensils.

Shoe does out of date impressions, making out with Sean Connery both pre and post dentures, Rogaine, gallow's humor, Led Zeplin and Deep Purple. The very funny comedian and raw foods virtuoso Eddie Brill talks about women in comedy, poison in a bottle, the David Letterman Show, Wall-E, milk, The Bible, Satan, naughty AND nice. Show plays us the tape of him trying to get out of a ticket, Mika's love letter and Craig gets to play high school football.

Baby MacGyver, dust ruffles, scrap booking, Shoe's mut dog, borderline personality disorder, and rehab.The very still alive Paul Williams talks about fame, happiness, reflecting the truth, sober creativity, rainbow connection, Barbra Streisand on guitar, a spontaneous duet with Shoe and a laughidation!

Sarah wants to know how soon is it to start dating again, Shoe gives us a call from the airport to talk about his favorite female comedians, Jimmy Stuart with a yeast infection, The Hooters, masculine and feminine energy. The very talented Illeana Douglas joined us to talk about women in comedy, her "service" dog, riding on a train, her job as a coat checker and filming in an IKEA.

Shoe brings his son, Justin to the studio today as we talked about Shoe's full Christmas morning Les Mis experience. Stories about sneaking into musicals, cripples, Lakers cheerleaders and all while breaking into song! Christopher Kennedy Lawford joined us to talk about the Rat Pack, Sinatra, mascots, fear is in our DNA, Hannibal Lector at the slot machine, resolutions are a waste of money and Mika's heartfelt New Year's speech.

We talked about gun control, planting seeds, silver linings, musicals, Sarah steals a sandwich and delivers some good news.

Award winning-author Marala Scott joined us to talk about laughing at the madness, perception vs reality and breaking the pattern of abuse.

Comedian/musician Mark Eddie joined us to sing some duets with Shoe. We talked about "homo seats" at the movie theater, Mark's un-sexually active teenage daughters and Les Miserables. During the second hour, we explored the symbolism of The Wizard of Oz.

We talked about Sarah's racist vagina, corn on the cobb, sword fighting, the OJ Simpson trail, Johnnie Cochran, candooling with Daryl Hannah and the Judd Apatow lie. DL Hughley calls in and gives Craig a hard time for getting soft! Black men die young and nature vs. nurture.

Sarah takes the wheel during Craig's absence. We talked about new and old relationships, how long before you put out, say "I love you," and give "mouth hugs." Sarah's tight morals are questioned and Craig joined us to talk about his Thanksgiving miracle.

Dr. Drew, The Silver Fox, came on the show to give Craig some much needed advice. We talked about the fear of success, taking a compliment and the side effects of prescription drugs. Craig's drug company conspiracy theory is debunked, Costa Rica has great hookers and Craig has the birthday blues. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention ventriloquist sex and helicopter dick?