Laugh it Off with Craig Shoemaker

Craig is late so we got a taste of the Sarah Sweet Show along with prop 8 discussion, grocery store babies, Nobody knows who the guest is, Sanka Coffee, Craig wrestles girls in 9th grade, boxed ears, Sleepover at Kyle's, Psychic father, Acid boobs, Florida is dangerous, D.L. Hughley calls in, Diaper cakes, Mika is pregnant!, Hans thinks everyone is pregnant, and Michael Catherwood stops by.

Sarah Stutters, vaginal boner, ghost of Fanny Brice, Joel wants a cello player, Craig Shoemaker comedy clearance, using a jackhammer, The ultimate heckler, pontification, Rob Buckley gets good at pinball, good infomercials, Rob & Craig look alike, Sarah gets an AVN, soft core porn, modesty triangle, magic by Robert, Snoring on air, pogs vs. jacks, bubble butt, date a geek, Rob makes Craig's "list", and dating sixes for charity.

Morgan freeman falls asleep, toe jam, Sarah's a therapist, 14-year old interventions, Joel wants to be Craig's ex, botox at 8 years old, Fertile Myrtle, Sarah's in euphoria, Slave day, Katey Sagal calls in, Eddie Ifft, Craig gets people fired, midget jokes, living beneath your means, Eddie's a cult leader, shitheads, homeless blowjobs, and molesting priests.

Craig comes into town, Coordinating Angelina Jolie, Being a vegetarian, World record farts, Kenya mail deliveries, Craig's dad is helter skelter, Making hotdogs, 4am vcr, Luke Poling & Tom Bean, Kool-aid ideas, our favorite eras, Sarah's a 1700's whore, foot massage for Sarah, Jester handjobs, Craig the lovemaker, Craig joins a gang, and the crew guesses a tattoo.

Craig figures out the toiles, emptying rat traps, learning to be an estimator, George Washington rides a mule, participation trophies, Craig's a pussy, man hands, Sensitivity google, poking women, Cleaning Mule balls, kid Craig drinks a highball, Lifespring, conversation between Craig's mom and dad, STEVERRR calls in, sex final, wax museum, tobacco whistleblower, support the troops mindfully, iliana's happy asshole, scrotum maturity, a couple lives in separate houses, Women are just problems, Sarah getting married, Athletic comedians, embarrassing your kids, Sarah impersonation, political spoilers.

Quitting smoking, Sarah is cranky, zing match, female casting directors, Mr. Mom, buckle up, Davy Crockett, black face, guns, broken toilet handle, door knob, healthy feet, Christopher Walken, Beer Hunter, Lovemaster, circumcision, wet dreams, long showers, Boy Scouts, de-flowering, Tiffany Bank, plus size models, Twiggy, adolescent boys, Iowa, natural woman, Debbie calls in, leopard bra, high heels, junk in the trunk, red carpet, publicist, musky smell, MacGyver, Uncle Jesse, modeling tips, & Bradley Cooper.

Joel wants a litter of kids, Delta Jeopardy high score, Hollywood Squares, Human Google, Green Lantern, stop signs on a hill, illegal underage driving, Paul calls in and takes the neighbor's car, Clark Bar Jennifer Tilly steals cookies, confess to Father Shoe, theft intervention, high ball, Buck, Betsy Salkind & Sue Kolinsky join us to talk about their book- "No Kidding," choice of not having children, vasectomy, sperm search, rent-a-womb, God children & testosterone.

Out of order bathrooms, 42, League Of Their Own, Field Of Dreams, Keanu Reeves, Meg Ryan, Harrison Ford, Kip calls in and recites poetry, Sympathy, Hobo in a bush, homeless Naomi, career changes, politics, Healthy Feet, Lorenzo Lamas does comedy,double chins, jellyfish, Vanessa O'Brien, Explorer's Grand Slam, poles, sleds, training, elite 40, London, mountain climbing, bathrooms in Antarctica, peeing in a cup, Craig explores the jungles of Hawaii, time share tours, and bananas.

Co-host Meredith Eaton fills in for the fever ridden Sarah, Family Law, frosted tips, gag reel, dwarf, top shelf guy, midget, tribal people, no boundaries, no filters, NCIS, Lance cutting the grass, living room shows, West Side Story, piss free edition, Tom Jones and Playmates, Povaratti, ignorance or idiocy, facebook battle, Hiroshima, Starbucks, therapist, Danny Lobell, Scottish Jews, Cristian Atheist, lifeguard at the Mikvah, Bill Maher, South African gangster.

While Joel is away in Puerto Rico we talk about Craig's trip with old friends, bi-focals, spring break girls, horse's teeth, Tom Jones, Fresh Prince, ghost guide, honor roll, nurse's office, JayZ, Cerami calls in, blue ink, old cars, stick shift, ambulance, Christmas Trees, dog in the bathroom, Melissa The Story, friends of Tina, Brazil nuts, Starburst, Herpes sack, wussy car names, the cup, JoAnn Willette is in the studio, love, naked grandma, E Harmony personality test, death day, Irish Cupid, eulogy, Lee Majors, Craig & Jo buy a house, crabs, spaghetti, sister wives, marathoners, Marlboro and gay husbands.