(00:00:00) Jurassic Parking Lot

(00:22:15) Episode Review

This week, Matt and Aviv discuss the most exciting topic this podcast has ever tackled: Data Managment. What folder exactly did the rape footage get put in, and why would a reality show film with only two days lead time? All that, Aviv spills water on himself, and Matt takes a trip to the Jurassic Parking Lot on this week's episode of SVU.

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(00:00:00) Fuck Spotify

(00:31:04) Episode Review

Two titans of "that guy" acting join us this week and criminal brothers covering up an under-aged model-raping scandal, but what happens when one shoots the other's dick off? And does anyone remember that show Hack? What was that guy's name that starred in it? And why the fuck aren't we on spotify anymore!? All that and more, on this week's episode of SVU. 

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(00:00:00) Carpe Dentem

(00:29:52) Episode Review

How much do we care about unhoused people? Not enough to devote an entire episode to them. Julian Cooper / Greg Searle is back and boy is it confusing as Sonny Carisi goes under cover as Rapist Smitty Smith? Aviv might get killed by a dentist and Matt overheats on this week's episode.

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(00:00:00) Ear Cleaning Practices

(00:09:13) Episode Review

How does a show go from so good to so bad in the span of one episode? Exactly how much contempt does this show have for its audience? Won't someone talk to Olivia about her drinking problem? Find out today when we view and review season 17 episode 18, Unholiest Alliance. 

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Matt and Aviv discuss your emails, comedy, smoothies, hand jobs and remembering your lines.

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(00:00:00) Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again.

(00:10:10) Episode Review

Who's the number one SVU podcast according to Player.fm? What happens when Matt and Aviv actually like an episode? There's plenty to laugh it in season 17 episode 17 of SVU: Manhattan Transfer, but we're as shocked as you are to say that they made a pretty compelling ep! All that and we learn Aviv has no rhythm. 

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Matt and Aviv have a SPOILER FREE discussion of the new movie, Weapons. And discuss slurs for robots while reading your emails. 

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(00:00:00) Matt is a Modern Day Andy Rooney

(00:19:01) Episode Review

Matt learns about trailers at the beginning of movies. Aviv learns about the war of 1812.

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Matt and Aviv read your correspondence and talk inspiration vs interpolation vs theft. We also tackle James Gunn, Sabrina Carpenter, and by popular request, Dean Cain. 

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We're back and we're more depressed than ever. Matt discovers where his customer service rage comes from, and we have a few choice words for Hank Abraham's buddy Benjamin Netanyahu. 

Speaking of Hank Abraham, in this week's show, season 17 episode 15, he goes out in-- in our opinion-- a very character consistent way. But we never get to the most important question of the episode: What does Pippa Cox see in that guy?

Also there's a porn-sniffing dog...

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