(00:00:00) How Was Your Week?

(00:11:20) Episode Review

Get in, losers. We're doing Kitty Genovese again! In Season 17, Episode 13: Forty-One Witnesses, we ask the tough questions: Why don't people take it upon themselves to get involved with police investigations. Why would someone sit in a cafe with a laptop and not be writing a screenplay? And exactly how wrong can everyone get a story that's pretty easy to understand.

Though it's the end of July, and the situation in Los Angeles and across the nation has gotten significantly worse, Aviv and Matt had some choice words for our newest secret police force all the way back in June.

(00:00:00) Ant Juice

(00:20:52) Episode Review

Aviv tells a story that had to be heavily censored. Lily sends a clarification email that doesn't actually clarify anything. Matt lets us in on his history with pre-mature ejaculation. Our hosts share their darkroom experiences. What does this all have to do with 9/11? Find out as we view and review SVU season 17 episode 12: A misunderstanding. Happy Bastile day: Aviv may or may not be stuck in France.

(00:00:00) Matt and Aviv Have Nothing To Say

(00:25:02) Episode Review

That sure is a nice townhouse you've got there. Would be a shame if there were some sort of... incident. 

No joke, Aviv and Matt talk about so many things that don't matter that we had to fade out their rants. Not even worth a bonus episode. Yet, you still get to hear Aviv describe a noisy nectarine that he ate. What an episode we have for you this week! A hostage situation leads us to ask the questions: Why doesn't Stabler come in on a Harley and fix everything? And, could a writer decide something about a character half-way through an episode and then just change their personality on the fly?

All that and more on this week's episode of SVU.

(00:00:00) Matt Rants about Rich Blonde Women (not the one you think!)

(00:22:23) Episode Review

Matt has some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney's new bathwater soap and they are 'yum yum. give me that sexy bathwater'. We also are visited by the corpse of Christmas Present, Judge Jeanine Pirro in this week's episode, Catfishing Teacher

(00:00:00) Aviv is Getting Ready for His Honeymoon

(00:08:36) Episode Review

Is this episode good? No. But is it interesting? Also no. But do our detectives learn from their past mistakes when a child murderer may walk free because of their interogation techniques? We'll let you guess. Tom Sizemore and B.D. Wong return on this week's episode of SVU.

Aviv likes the new Mission: Impossible, but Matt hates the new Fear Street. Can these two ever get along?

We recorded this episode in May of 2025, so the people whose voices you hear have no idea that we've just bombed Iran. Have pity on them.

(00:00:00) Aviv is Vitamin D Deficient and Matt Hates Babies

(00:24:33) Episode Review

This week we learn to be cool girls instead of pool girls, Matt gets ready to immigrate to Canada, and Aviv learns about the Dodgers. Also, Mike Dodds his getting a little too close to a case of a missing, murdered girl and another guy named Ray that can't stop fucking. All that and more this week.

(00:00:00) Week Recaps, Aviv Broke His Toe

(00:18:05) Episode Recap

Could a family of 12 have not one, not two, but four pedofiles in their orbit? You know it! Would a pastor try to marry his 13 year old victim in order to shield himself from consequences? You bet! Aviv broke his toe. Matt went to Walla Walla.

All this, and I guess we talk about an episode of SVU.

In which we decide which donkey humping erotica cover is better, discuss phroggers, and read your correspondence.