We read Matt's birthday messages and find out that bees don't have lungs.

(00:00:00) AC/DC Rules, Canada Also Rules

(00:17:49) Episode Review

Is it problematic? Yes. Is it emotional? Also yes. Does AC/DC still rock? Triple yes. Season 17 Episode three: Trangender Bridge. We repeatedly ask the question: why do we extend grace and understanding to a guilty perp only when the victim is trans. Must just be a coincidence.

In which we read the mailbag, talk about the movie Sinners, and honor our very-much-alive-king, Delroy Lindo.

(00:00:00) Matt's Rant

(00:28:26) SVU Review

Matt has BDS. No not that one. In his case, it stands for Blakelively Derangement Syndrom. His news embargo is not going well, so we have a vintage Matt Reuter Rant (an MRR) for you this week. Aviv needs help vetting a podcast. 

Oh, and we've also got part two of the season 17 opener, Criminal Pathology. The Carls and Rudnicking and the Roberts are Dursting in this positively phoned in episode of SVU. Rollins is not-so-secretly pregnant, and we have unironically the funniest scene in SVU history. 

Noam Chomsky Link

(00:00:00) Intro/Catch Up

(00:19:48) SVU Breakdown

What is an egg? What is pasteurization? What is tomato sauce? And what's with all this traffic? Also part one of the two part season 17 premiere. Who's creepier Yates or Rudnick? 

Also, we've now figured out how to do chapters. So you can skip right to the episode if you don't care about our weeks.

In which we talk about secret dungeouns, apartments, the Kool-Aid man's sexual habits, and all the things we got wrong in the last episode.

We wrap up season 16 with the big finale: Surrenduring Noah. The episodei is bad. But it also seems like everyone knows the episode is bad. Olivia makes decisions for reasons. And Matt can't name a single city outside of Canada. 

Aviv insists on a new game: Guess the Froot Loop color...

We're back at it after a week off. No one is happy. Especailly not us. Season 16 Episode 22 involves the world's worst mom weaponizing the police against her Iranian ex husband just because he maybe kidnapped their son. But it all would have been fine if she had just answered her phone. 

Also, Aviv eats sour patch kids.

We were off for a week, sue us... But please don't sue us. We've got a lot of "Recommends" for you, some mail bag, and some people who need to eat shit.

On this week's episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 16 episode 21 of SVU - Perverted Justice! Holy fucking hell people this actually could have been a great episode of SVU and then they just decide to drive the car off the edge of a cliff.  This proves, yet again, we cannot have nice things.  Aviv, justifyably, nearly punches a dude in public which is a perfect bridge to Matt recommending the show Adolecense on Netflix.  All this and more!

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