On this week's very special extremely late, or early I guess depending on how you look at it, episode, hosts Aviv and Matt view and review the season premerire of season 16 Girls Disappeared!  The guys are convinced this week's ep is a straight up assasination setup.  Matt and Cassie both get their asses kicked by a COVID booster, Matt is getting ready for a business trip, and Aviv announces that Lizzie Lazarus officially has a distributor!  All this and more!

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Between seasons 15 and 16, we are taking a much-needed break. Just for a week or two. We'll get back to you very soon. Tell us how much you miss us at [email protected]

On this week's episode hosts Matt and Aviv view and review the season finale of season 15, episode 24 - Spring Awakenings!  Yet again listeners we find ourselves at the end of a season and we ask: what exactly did we learn this season?  Why do we continue to make this show?  What good are we adding into the universe?  And by that I mean none of that happnes this week as the guys discuss how the show has changed over the seasons.  Matt and Cassie perform an emergency fish tank transfer to avoid a fish massacre, Aviv plugs the film festival that is now over by the time this is avialble (GET READY FOR SOME NEWS ABOUT THIS ONE GUYS!), and the guys dive into the mailbag.  Aviv reads off what the shows wiki would look like if it were put together by ChatGPT and boy oh boy is ChatGPT a sassy bitch who reads the guys for filth.  All this and more!

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You asked for it and we gave it to you!  Aviv saw Megalopolis and describes it to Matt who smolders with anger and hate at how much he does not like this movie.

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On this week's episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 15 episode 23 of SVU - thought Criminal!  Boy oh fucking boy this is the dumbest one to date and the show may or not know it.  There are parts that are good, Josua Molina is good, but good lord guys this ep is trash besides.  It rains shit on Aviv's life and he shares a list of people who can get fucked.  Matt sorta sides with one of the people who Aviv says can get fucked, all this and more!

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On this week's episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 15 episode 22 of SVU - Reasonable Doubt!  If you're thinking 'wait isn't there already an episode with the same title?' so do our hosts!  And apparently, nope!  Aviv has so many notes, Matt wants haunting figurines in his apartment, and Matt takes a moment to rant about a local Seattle issue that he may or may not be fully informed on.  But ya know, get invovled people.  All this and more!

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On this week's episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 15 episode 21 of SVU - Posr-Mortem Blues!  Thank fucking god we are now done with the Lewis saga....right?  Right, guys?  We're done with Lewis forever, right!?  The guys are in agreement that this episode is quite possibly the dumbest ep SVU has put up for consumption.  Oooof.

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On this week's very special bonus episode hosts Aviv and Matt come out hot with some Trump 'they're eating the dogs' remix that is absolutely fire.  The guys discuss their experience watching the presidential debate; Matt and Cassie went to a watch party in Seattle that was so packed that they had to form a splinter group and took over a bar to watch.  Aviv actively avoided watching the debate only to be foiled by the fact everywhere he went had the debate on.  The guys give their political takes then dive into the mailbag.  At the behest of our Canadian superfan(s) the guys give a bit of a civics lesson on just what the fuck is happening in the U.S. as it relates to the current election, Matt touts his degrees in this exact field then fucks up what is needed to amend the constitution (for the record, its 3/4 of all the states, not 2/3 as Matt says).  All this and more!

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On this week's episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 15 episode 20 of SVU - Beasts Obsession!  I mean, at least now we're done with the Lewis saga?  I guess?  Aviv is havin a real one and it's so goddamned hot in L.A. Aviv is dead convinced this epiosde is the Dark Knight, Matt kinda agress? But, no? Matt gives a shout out to These are Their Stories and gives a plug to his gues episode.  Aviv shares an eat shit story, sorta?  All this and more!

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On this week's (late) episode hosts Aviv and Matt view and review season 15 episode 19 of SVU - Downloaded Child!  It's important, and we cannot stress this enough, that the victim in this weeks episode doesn't receive residuals, its......restitution?  Matt finally has hit the point where he has just let go and is doing his best to just not be upset about the absolute nonsense SVU keeps putting on screen.  Matt realizes that he has a three day weekend ahead of him, Aviv doesn't usually work on Monday's and resists shopping Labor Day sales because of the people that have to work on Labor Day.  Aviv releases a new song called the river and goes to a triple feature of Sunset Boulevard, Heat, and Point Break.  All this and more!

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