When you a hand a kid a gun, there's a good chance that they'll shoot their own foot with it... and the President's latest executive order is proof.

When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded.

Ok, maybe not bonded... but definitely make sure they bring a machete.

As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant industry is handling 'social distancing.'

It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of advice: don't use your wife's phone to book an Uber to go visit your mistress.

C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!

It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl.

Best two out of three.

We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that you shouldn't put clorox in a syringe and mainline it. We're also pretty sure that we should leave virus cures to doctors.

Does anyone care about their appearance anymore? Apparently not lawyers. And definitely not in Florida.

Anyone can just take money on behalf of someone else... but can you can get that money to the person for whom it was intended? In the SBA's case, the answer is "maybe."

Who wouldn't want to be drunk at a time like this? Just don't do it in your car... especially when you may or may not have coronavirus... and especially if you're not that bright.