Everyone calm down: there is no legal way to change the election date, unless and until Trump beats Nancy Pelosi in an arm-wrestling match.

Pelosi, get to the gym. It's go time.

You can hide behind religion for a lot of the stuff that you do, but let's not bring chickens into it.

Sometimes when there's a fight over who's on whose side of the line, you just have to take matters into your own hands. With a saw.

Not everyone who wears a mask is a hero, but those who don't... probably aren't.

Mormon or not, you gotta love the idea of more people getting access to healthcare... even it's husband, husband, and wife.

Happy 4th of July! As we head out into world with a bunch of explosives and a lot of alcohol, we know that you all will exercise due caution and read all firework warnings.

Sure you will.

Tensions are a little high right now, but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil.

Eh, screw it. Go ahead and throw that egg.

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, and the protesters from the lowlifes. What's the difference? Maybe the better question is: who's asking?

We all miss sports... and maybe even political rallies, for that matter. But are either worth dying over?

Today we discuss the backwards-ing of America, all the way from when things seemed to be going so well until-- well, until today. Join us as we take our best guess as to how and why we got here, and why the justice system falters from the very beginning.