In today's update...

 - Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it!

 - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me?

 - It's about time Town Criers made a comeback

-Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw)

-Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day

-Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben <3's Latinas, & Mariah Carey's BS comfort food

-New Midwest Pope just dropped!

-A Mother's Day message for Hannah (That hopefully corporate didn't hear)

-POPTART ICECREAM SANDWICHES?! We have a better idea.

-Cops accidentally got a whole town high

-Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it?

-Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS)

-Productivity hack: Make everything back to school

-Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta

In today's update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around?

 - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition

 - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"

In today's update...

 - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!!

 - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first?

 - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago

and more!

In today's update...

 - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level!

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout?

 - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table

 - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item

-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies)

-AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper?

-How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025

-DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania

-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death?

-Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules

-THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor

-"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!"

-Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club

-What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE.

-Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep? 

-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you

-FART OR NO FART??

-We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day

-AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard

In today's update...

- Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS!

-The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed

- It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!