In today's update...

 - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! 

 - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized

 - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?

-What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave?

-Insta-ception might blow up your phone

-"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup"

-Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out

-Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos

-EVERYTHING you can win next week

-Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite

-A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name

-Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures

-Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned

-Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email?

-Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.

-Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year?

-New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills

-Hardest things not to eat while pregnant

-WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes

-AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean?

-DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer

-NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative

-We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice

In today's update...

 - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! 

 - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand

 - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I.

and more

In today's update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck?

 - The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see

 - New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG

-Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently...

-Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio

-4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate

-WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming

-How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE

-WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't

WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny

In today's update...

 - Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk

 - Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her??

 - New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain

 - Scam emails and why we won't fall for them

 

On today's show...

 - Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man

 - Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant

 - The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time

and more!

In today's update...

 - #RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn

 - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose?

 - 45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran

 - Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???