-World happiness report suggests we need a Drake comeback

-AFAF: "What's weirder? Drinking Dr. Pepper at the gym, or my bf freaking out about it?"

-What's Appening: This app could save your immortal soul

-FYI: Chief Waffle is cracking down 

-Worst roads in Windsor-Essex & Parking lot incidents

-Creative baseball snacks just in time for the MLB season

-Wanna hear ChatGPT scream for its life?

-A trip to the ER from a fisting gone wrong...Hannah's got a hot take.

-Will Snow White be ruined by back hair? & Jonny's secret Pizza shame

-The German Forklift Championships: DAS GUT!

-WHAT'S APPENING: Financing your junk food

-FYI: A local favorite is reopening and Jonny has OFFENDED Hannah about it

-AFAF: What percentage of blame does this wife get because her husband burned himself?

-WITHER REPORT: Fighting guy for President, Pete Davidson is a dirty line cook again, & Tom Cruise is on his way in a helicopter to take your girl

-The first April fools joke of the year has Hannah ready to burn down the studio

-WITHER REPORT: Sia's divorce and secret baby, Hailey Bieber's stalker lawsuit, & Bad Bunny's unfortunate underwear ad

-Ever got food poisoning? Someone did courtside at a basketball game

-This Scottish fan of Canadian hockey NEEDS to be in the next Austin Powers Movie

-Welcome back to the stranded astronauts! (and their alien baby?!)

-WHAT TO WATCH: Jared Goff will be on a new season of a Netflix show...but is he secretly married to Hannah?

In today's update...

 - Hannah went to The Bay at Devonshire Mall to scope the deals! Here's what's on-sale, and what's NOT

 - Asking For A Friend: I kicked my BF out for pushing my cat, did I overreact?

 - The Bachelorette Party that mended North American fences

In today's update...

 - Toxic Tuesday: If your name's Garrett and your girlfriend's in Nashville, we've got some BAD news...

 - What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life, and why is it NOT the big mac

 - Listeners call in about their most traumatizing SPILLS

In today's update...

  - A surprise St Paddy's Day ditty 

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it offensive to dress like a leprechaun? 

 - The LUCKIEST thing that's ever happened to you 

and more!

-Hannah's an old cat man

-How long would we all have to pee to fill the Grand Canyon

-AFAF: MY Bf got a pornographic tattoo and didn't tell me...should I dump him?

-TICKETS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE

-FINALLY confirmed whether or not we saw Lucious Malfoy's dong.

-An insurance company made the best Batman movie of all time

-Jonny's Sugar Shack Surprise Serenade

-100 Harry Potters VS. 1 Million Kermit The Frogs...Who wins?

-Things that shouldn't be embarrassing but are: Squeaky shoes, cardigan capes and butt sweat stains

-DUMB CRIMINALS: The Ballad of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie

-WITHER REPORT: Where's Kelly Clarkson?! & The Detroit Mom's Spaghettis

-Rich people are eating Mermaids

-Welcome back the Blood Worm Moon!

In today's update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Can I ask my neighbour to stop double-locking their car? 

 - #ScienceCorner: The Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs and why you'll never make them

 - FART or NO FART? You decide

 - Have you ever called 911, and was it as traumatizing as THIS experience?

In today's update...

 - This Canadian company will provide enough beer to get you through the Presidency!

 - Things you feel guilty about still buying from America

 - What To Watch: Surprise Lucius Malfoy dong!