In today's update...

 - What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class?

 - Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board

 - Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg... 

In today's update...

 - 1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about?

 - Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter

 - Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening

 - Painting potatoes instead of eggs 

 - BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

-74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you?

-This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$

-Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast

-Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson 

-AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card?

-Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had

-What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place

-FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma

-Are you for or against a front yard dong statue?

-Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO!

-BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS!

-Huge news and an even huger drum roll

-Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it. 

In today's update... 

 - Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies!

 - Your email address could be AGING YOU...

 - #DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition

In today's update...

 - It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far

 - #ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend?

 - How to NOT overshare with your co-workers

 - A potentially not-true history lesson

In today's update... 

 - Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell are giving rom com IRL

 - Asking For A Friend: Is what my husband did considered financial infidelity? 

 - Mysterious pee jugs evidently can NOT be recycled

-Could you handle a 16 inch sausage?

-SCIENCE CORNER: Disturbing ocean facts that will ruin a classic kids movie forever

-WITHER REPORT: 20 years of being traumatized by this show

-AFAF: Should my gf have discussed her promotion with me before accepting it?

-A job eating Easter candy becomes a deep dive into bunny lore and violence

-Fireball wants to give you a lifetime supply of whiskey...if that lifetime is almost over

-This story from Jelly Roll's show in London, Ontario had us crying

-SCIENCE CORNER: Hannah is vindicated and triggered and teaching us big words about how to sleep better

-WITHER REPORT: Gwyneth VS. Meghan

-A glory hole is open again in California for the first time in 6 years

-World happiness report suggests we need a Drake comeback

-AFAF: "What's weirder? Drinking Dr. Pepper at the gym, or my bf freaking out about it?"

-What's Appening: This app could save your immortal soul

-FYI: Chief Waffle is cracking down 

-Worst roads in Windsor-Essex & Parking lot incidents

-Creative baseball snacks just in time for the MLB season

-Wanna hear ChatGPT scream for its life?

-A trip to the ER from a fisting gone wrong...Hannah's got a hot take.