Legally Blunt

In today's update...

 - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level!

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout?

 - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table

 - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item

-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies)

-AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper?

-How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025

-DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania

-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death?

-Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules

-THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor

-"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!"

-Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club

-What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE.

-Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep? 

-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you

-FART OR NO FART??

-We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day

-AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard

In today's update...

- Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS!

-The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed

- It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!

In today's update...

 - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! 

 - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized

 - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?

-What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave?

-Insta-ception might blow up your phone

-"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup"

-Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out

-Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos

-EVERYTHING you can win next week

-Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite

-A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name

-Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures

-Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned

-Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email?

-Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.

-Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year?

-New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills

-Hardest things not to eat while pregnant

-WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes

-AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean?

-DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer

-NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative

-We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice

In today's update...

 - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! 

 - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand

 - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I.

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