Lego, the enormously popular building-block set, has its famous bricks made out of -- brace yourselves! -- Earth-killing PLASTIC. Based in Euro-weenie Denmark, Lego has spent years trying to do something that violates the laws of both nature and of man, namely: they tried, and failed, to make Lego bricks out of recycled plastic. Nothing they have tried has the precise *snap* needed, and so the Earth is now doomed to be consumed in flames and floods, leaving future insectoid historians to wonder, millions of years from now: "Was it worth it?" Steve Green says yes. YES IT WAS.

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