There are some really cool people in this world, and we have been so lucky to have talked to two of the coolest of the cool. First, we have more of Fupa and Heather’s interview with Fox from the Conspiracy Soldiers podcast where they talk about the unknown of Antarctica and everyone’s favorite pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. Then Sara and Klem speak with Lauren Schill, a self-proclaimed Anarchist, from the Well Behaved Women podcast. They have a really interesting conversation about the different forms of government and what things like socialism, anarchism, and democracy actually mean. We also have Red Sawyer with All Things Shitty, Heather gives us the all-important BLT update, and get Fupa’s reaction to Lauren Boebert’s favorite way to enjoy the theater while we enjoy game night.

You can find Sara the Ruthless most evenings singing her heart out on the StarMaker app. Klem, Fupa, Heather, and even Captain Karl (the doll, not the real Karl) make appearances! Look for the No Loads Refused Cum Dump and follow SaratheRuthless. *We reserve the right to refuse any load. This is an 18+ room. Kids…you WILL get thrown out.

Let Klem and Fupa make your holidays a little merrier by celebrating Christmas in Brooklyn! This masterpiece is available as a print AND Christmas cards! We also have Sara Hates Christmas and Girl Boss Heather and more available at our store. Don’t sleep on these, there are limited quantities, and we don’t want anyone to miss out. 

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Welcome back fan favorite, America’s Side Piece, Mr. Tommy J Shrimps! We had some insightful conversations about sharting, Shaq and Vern Troyer, and Klem has questions about the male anatomy that Mr. Shrimps and Fupa were eager to answer. We also had an interesting chat with a man who calls himself GOD. Yes, that’s his name. He gave us his perspective on tons of different subjects, and Klem may or may not adopt him. There is also Hillary’s Kill List, Florida Man, and so much more! Don’t forget to leave us a 5 Star rating and a review then DM on Twitter or email us your address, and we will send you a postcard signed by all four of us!

The seasons are changing, the weather is getting cool. You know what that means. No, you basic bitch, not pumpkin spice lattes. Legs and Eggs Hoodies! Stay cozy this fall and winter with your customizable hoodie from The Legs & Eggs store. Choose your design, style, and color and have Legs and Eggs keep you warm and toasty. If you are looking to redesign your bathroom, we have shower curtains too. 

You can find Sara the Ruthless most evenings singing her heart out on the StarMaker app. Klem, Fupa, Heather, and even Captain Karl (the doll, not the real Karl) make appearances! Look for the No Loads Refused Cum Dump and follow SaratheRuthless. *We reserve the right to refuse any load. This is an 18+ room. Kids…you WILL get thrown out.

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Twenty-two years. The Deuce-Deuce. Dos Equis but with towers instead of horses. 

Did we forget? We would never.

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We have two, count them, TWO of the nicest and most likeable guests this week! First, Fupa and Heather talk to Fox from the Conspiracy Soldiers Podcast, who happens to be one of the coolest podcasters in the business. He is just sick and tired of what is going on in the world. He also agrees that Billy Joel has a punchable face, so that instantly makes him one of us! Next, we have J Hizzle to give us a firsthand account of two of our favorite things here at Legs and Eggs: The Cape Cod Melody Tent and The Barnstable County Fair. We gave her the hard-hitting questions about what she saw, what she smelled, and how many mullets there were. We also have the return of fan favorite Inside the Actor’s Bathtub, Hillary’s Kill List (RIP Vince Foster), and next year’s Tony Award winning show “Dry Hump: The Musical”. 

Have you checked out the all-new Legs and Eggs website yet? No? Then what the flippety fuck are you waiting for? You can listen to all our episodes, visit all our social media (Hey, we’re on Insta now!) plus, do all your holiday shopping early at our incredible merch store! Just click here to start the fun!

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Our County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on our store.

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Have you ever wanted to sing in a No Loads Refused Cum Dump? Well here is your chance! Just download the Starmaker app and look for Sara the Ruthless for you chance to sing LIVE with Sara!

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This week we welcome Lucas Daniels from the podcast Broken Shovel: Homesteading for a Sustainable Future. He talks to Sara and Klem about living a self-sustaining lifestyle and lessening our reliance on Capitalism by commerce, trade, and helping within our own communities. He also makes his own hot sauce! Plus, what would Karl do with a life-size Karl doll? We get serenaded by J Robert Oppenhiemer. Heather has road rage and Fupa tells a tale about his good friend Nick Carter. 

You can check out Lucas’ podcast on Apple, Spotify, and anywhere you listen to podcasts. Simply click here for information, bios of Lucas and his two cohosts, Eric and Lily, and of course, episodes of the podcast.

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It’s August 10, 2023, so Happy Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Day for all who celebrate! We have jam packed so much in this week’s episode! Obviously, we talk about losing a National Treasure—Pee Wee Herman. We have Tommy Shrimps back answering No Fap, and we deep dive into conspiracy theories; how they can start, why some people believe them, and how there can usually be some truth to some (most?) of them. We find out once and for all if Karl is real, and the return of Hillary’s Kill List.

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From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why. 

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Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Eggs Productions is getting a copyright and we’re gonna be rich! Plus, Anarchy, Communism, and Affirmative Action, OH MY! But tomorrow, we decorate.

We’re also behind on our celebrating because of fucking technical difficulties. One time. Just one time, we’d like all our equipment to fucking work when we start. It’s really turned into a 20-minute fiasco every time we try to be professional and record. Ok, professional is pushing it, but you get the picture.

We told you guys! We told you! If you call us, we will play it on the show! 929-263-4165 These voicemails weren’t for us though, they were for Hunter Biden. We are lucky enough to have the audio of Hunter playing his answering machine. He REALLY enjoys listening to his messages.

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We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics…Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one! 

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It’s officially summer which means you need a new t-shirt to impress while you are sitting poolside. Well don’t fret my pet, we got you covered! Just head over to Society 6 Grab yourself a matching shower curtain while you are at it.

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This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and all the other things you know and love about us! 

Guess who is selling out? That’s right! We are! The good news is, it’s all going to benefit you! Want exclusive L&E content? Bonus episodes? Maybe a signed print from Klem. A tarot reading from Sara (WHAT? Hot Damn!). Signed drawings from Heather. Or maybe, just maybe, you want a signed photo of Fupa Jones’ hairy ass. Well, here is your chance! Just go to patreon.com/legsandeggs!

We love you and would love to hear from you! Call us at 929-263-4165, email us, or even leave us a voicemail! Tell Heather she is super annoying. Tell Klem her voice is like honey. Tell us to shut the fuck up. Just call, we’re lonely.

Our County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on Society 6

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